As the UK bill to legalise abortion and gay marriage cane into effect in Northern Ireland, the DUP called a special meeting of Stormont to celebrate the fact. Stormont hasn’t sat for almost three years because no political party in Northern Ireland likes any of the others. They won’t even share a bag of crisps. […]
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Top psychiatrists who can be trusted not to write their memoirs are thin on the ground. So much so that Royal Princes William and Harry are having to share a shrink. The name of the psychiatrist is a closely-guarded secret. However, disgraced psychiatrist Dr Mansfield von Mansfield who was struck off for treating a Peer […]
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Since taking office current UK PM, Boris Johnson, has not signed off on any bills and, it has emerged, has sent important letters to several important people without signing them. Downing Street says this has simply been an “administrative error”. However, opposition parties claim Mr Johnson is incapable of writing and signing his name. This […]
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The UK’s current PM, Boris Johnson, is seeking help from the Pope in order to get his latest Brexit deal through parliament. The new deal has tentatively been agreed by the EU but it must be approved by parliament. Current Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said he will not support it because it was negotiated by […]
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Google devices chief, who is not a robot, confessed he likes surprising strangers with personal information about themselves. Rick Osterloh, who has more gadgets than MenKind, said he loves the surprised look on people’s faces when he reveals intimate personal details that no one but a technology oligarch with access to millions of dollars’ worth […]
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Royal Mail’s top – and only – workers, Barry Turner and Terry Williams, have both voted to go on strike. Barry said: “We haven’t gone on strike for years so it’s well overdue.” Terry said: “Yeah. The management has been very slow to respond to our demands which we made three years ago so it’s […]
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The Queen‘s speech historically outlines plans and legislation the government intends to perform. This speech shocked everyone as the Queen outlined new succession plans to make Boris Johnson King when the Queen retires which is expected to be sometime next month or before a general election, whichever comes first. Sir Galahad Smythe, an expert in […]
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Residents in the Oxfordshire village of Chadlington have launched an objection to Jeremy Clarkson who currently lives there. The villagers say he serves no useful purpose and has a negative effect on the landscape. Mr Clarkson wants to build a 1000 acre movie lot full of fast and noisy cars, lots of bright lights and […]
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