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20, September 2019

Woman shocked that people think her baby’s ugly

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TIP: Do not send a photo of a cute baby to a woman with an ugly baby. You're welcome...

TIP: Do not send a photo of a cute baby to a woman with an ugly baby. You’re welcome…

A woman who insisted on showing photos of her baby to everyone went into shocked denial when she learnt people thought her baby was ugly.

The woman showed her baby photos to friends, shop assistants and people waiting in queues.

It was only on a girls’ night out when she insisted on scrolling through 2,127 baby photos that friends told her that her baby was ugly.

The woman went into apoplectic shock and had to be taken to the local A&E.

One of her friends, who did not want to be named, said: “Enough’s enough, innit? She’s been showing photos of her bloody baby to everyone everyday for the last three months.

“I mean, it’s a baby, innit? And to be honest, it’s not gonna win any beauty contests.

“It looks like a rat with bat ears but you can’t tell her that. Everybody’s polite about it but behind her back they call then Batman and Ratwoman.

“People cross the street to avoid her and you can hear assistants moan when she goes into a shop.”

The woman was sent home after treatment and is recovering from her ordeal.

Her friends sent her a Get Well Soon card with a photo of a cute baby on the front.

She burned it.


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