So, apparently, is the EU.
“We could not sit for hours listening to that whiny voice,” said an EU spokesman in a nasally voice. “It would drive us mad and we could never take such a voice seriously.
“Does he need his adenoids doing? We have very good hospitals over here if your NHS is under strain.”
Michael Gove blamed the EU negotiators’ inability to understand English.
One EU junior-office third-rank assistant in the Department of Lackadaisical Indirectness volunteered a solution but he was told to progress his suggestion through the proper channels to the Department for Development, Progress and Innovation.
A decision on his suggestion is expected in the next two to three years as the Department needs reforming having not been in operation since its proposal that bananas be straight to enable more efficient packing back in 2008.
Meanwhile, it’s likely that the UK will send in a negotiator who speaks a little European. If they can find one.
Ref: BBC News Brexit: EU ‘refusing to negotiate’, says Gove
Are all politicians whiny?
Are straight bananas and square apples a good idea?
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