fbpx

Turner Old Master found in rubble: Ex-teacher Brian Turner doing well after his ordeal

James Pattison to stop collaborating with co-authors. His next solo book is due out in2035

Hotel California – guests check out and leave! One said: “The pink champagne was a nice surprise and the band was good but the guitar solo did go on a bit…”

Thieves broke into Battersea Dogs Home. No animals were taken but police are looking for leads. A spokesman for Battersea said: “They’re barking up the wrong tree.”

Movie business to make a movie about the business of making a movie in the movie business

You CAN die laughing – although not at a Michael McIntye show

A vandal broke into the Tate Gallery and made up Tracy Emin’s “My Bed”. Police are looking for a criminal who’s had a good night’s sleep

Remake of Hitchcock’s The Birds being backed by vulture capitalists

Government crackdown on unregistered protests has lead to an increase in unregistered protests

Narcissus updates Faccebook relationship status to “Me”. Zuckerberg updates his status to “God”

Government passes Deferred Gratification bill. It comes into effect in 2050

Cost of burials and cremations has risen sharply – Ofcom accuses funeral directors of taking dead people for a ride

Prolific Facebook “Liker” Simon Miles ordered to stop Liking everything – he doesn’t Like it.

Birmingham bin workers strike over ‘poor equipment’ claims. A council spokesman said: “That’s absolute rubbish!”

“Salsa is supposed to keep you fit,” said Roscoe Arbuckle. “But I ate 5 bottles a day and I haven’t lost an ounce!”

How to spot a fashion rip-off – the original garment costs ten times what it’s worth!

In a bid to tackle herd mentality, Facebook bans mental patients with hearing difficulties

Donald Trump urges Europe to repatriate IS fighters – and shoot them!

Catalytic converters stolen for precious metals. Police search for culprits was exhautive… But plans to prosecute dealers receiving the metal have been scrapped

22, February 2019

“For the last time – we are NOT anti-semantic!” claims Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn at Stamford Hill rally

You are awesome for sharing

"We are NOT anti-semantic!"

“We are NOT anti-semantic!”

In a speech at Stamford Hill, London, Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, made an impassioned plea to “everyone” to stop claiming Labour was anti-semantic.

“We have absolutely nothing against words or the meaning of words. In fact, we in the Labour movement love words. Everyone in the Labour party is free to use as many words as they wish, in whatever order they wish to mean whatever they wish.

“We have no hostility towards words or their meaning, we have no prejudice against words and we do not discriminate against words in any shape or form, whatever type of words they are and wherever we find them.

“No one – and I mean no one – in the Labour party is more for plain speaking than I am. I know a spade when I see one and I call a spade a spade.”

When it was explained that it was actually anti-semitism that the Labour party had been accused of, Jeremy Corbyn said: “Eh?”

When it was further explained that it was about hostility towards Jews, Corbyn added: “I have absolutely nothing against dues. I know some people don’t like them but they are necessary. I pay mine every month and encourage all party members to do the same. You can check the records.

“This anti-semi-whatsit is a total fabrication, rumours put forward by the opposition to make us look bad and incompetent.

You are awesome for sharing

Click Here to Leave a Comment Below

Leave a Reply: