“Salsa is supposed to keep you fit,” said Roscoe Arbuckle. “But I ate 5 bottles a day and I haven’t lost an ounce!”

Birmingham bin workers strike over ‘poor equipment’ claims. A council spokesman said: “That’s absolute rubbish!”

Remake of Hitchcock’s The Birds being backed by vulture capitalists

Government crackdown on unregistered protests has lead to an increase in unregistered protests

A vandal broke into the Tate Gallery and made up Tracy Emin’s “My Bed”. Police are looking for a criminal who’s had a good night’s sleep

Hotel California – guests check out and leave! One said: “The pink champagne was a nice surprise and the band was good but the guitar solo did go on a bit…”

Turner Old Master found in rubble: Ex-teacher Brian Turner doing well after his ordeal

In a bid to tackle herd mentality, Facebook bans mental patients with hearing difficulties

How to spot a fashion rip-off – the original garment costs ten times what it’s worth!

Prolific Facebook “Liker” Simon Miles ordered to stop Liking everything – he doesn’t Like it.

Narcissus updates Faccebook relationship status to “Me”. Zuckerberg updates his status to “God”

You CAN die laughing – although not at a Michael McIntye show

Cost of burials and cremations has risen sharply – Ofcom accuses funeral directors of taking dead people for a ride

Government passes Deferred Gratification bill. It comes into effect in 2050

James Pattison to stop collaborating with co-authors. His next solo book is due out in2035

Movie business to make a movie about the business of making a movie in the movie business

Thieves broke into Battersea Dogs Home. No animals were taken but police are looking for leads. A spokesman for Battersea said: “They’re barking up the wrong tree.”

Donald Trump urges Europe to repatriate IS fighters – and shoot them!

Catalytic converters stolen for precious metals. Police search for culprits was exhautive… But plans to prosecute dealers receiving the metal have been scrapped

24, May 2019

US file 117 new charges against Assange, cats and free speech

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"Even if they lock me up for seven lifetimes, it doesn't make what they did and what they're still doing any more right - why can't I keep a cat and eat pizza?"

“Even if they lock me up for seven lifetimes, it doesn’t make what they did and what they’re still doing any more right – why can’t I keep a cat and eat pizza?”

US anti-justice department has levelled several additional allegations against WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange.

We can’t list all the charges but they include:

  • Being Julian Assange
  • Telling people what the US is really wasting spending their money on
  • Sucking up to the bastard Ecuadorians
  • Keeping a cat
  • Revealing the skulduggery the US is really up to
  • Not agreeing with the right wing US government
  • Telling the truth
  • Thinking Trump’s a wanker
  • Eating more than three pizzas a week
  • Being a journalist
  • Not being right wing enough
  • Upholding the principles of free speech
  • Being innocent

Ass-istant Attorney Witchfinder General John Demers said the department appreciated the role journalists played in our democratic society as long as they publish what we want them to publish.

He said he will throw as many spurious charges at  Assange as necessary so if he ever hits US soil he will never leave a free man.

The current fight is on to decide whether the UK will hand Assange over to Sweden or the US. Citing the Wisdom of Solomon, current thinking is to cut him in two and give them half each.

Ref: BBC Newss Julian Assange, Wikileaks co-founder, faces 17 new charges in US

Have we totally lost our freedom of speech or should we just shut the fuck up about things the government doesn’t want us to talk about?
Are there any parallels here with Germany in the 1940s?
Bonus question: So we lose freedom of speech, so what? Discuss.
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