The UK is “supercharging” science projects by fast-tracking overseas scientists to bring them to the UK.
As a basis for their experiments, the group is using a collection of recently-unearthed journals, long thought lost, detailing the work of a highly-regarded scientist.
To get the group to come to the UK, PM Boris Johnson promised them a very large blackboard, all the raw materials they require and the use of Edinburgh castle for their experiments.
The castle stands high on a hill and has a tall flag post. The spokesman, who seemed slightly hunched, said that was purely coincidental.
The scientists provided a list of equipment required. An inside source revealed the list included lots of complicated apparatus, medical equipment and one of those machines which makes sparks fly up and down between two wires.
Boris Johnson also announced a new Donor Card incentive which pays those signing up for it. The scheme is starting in Edinburgh before being rolled out nationwide.
The spokesperson, said this was purely coincidental and invited us to look around the laboratory.
We declined, made our excuses and left.
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