Current US President Donald Trump has kicked off his 2020 presidential re-election bid with a new slogan and a new hat.
He has swapped his familiar red cap for a new one bearing the words “Make America Fascist Again.”
It is being produced and sold under license to fund his burger habit and contribute to his Mexican Wall fund.
Trump supporters are buying up the hats faster than they buy McDonald’s and KFC.
However, a survey by American Research Survey Expedia revealed that 95% of Trump supporters don’t know what ‘fascist’ means.
The majority thought it was an up-market term for people who are good at fashion. They wear their caps proudly with their fashionable dungarees and kneepads.
The ones who admitted not knowing said they didn’t care what it meant as long as it was a ‘Trumpism’.
A White House aide who spoke off the record said Trump always intended to appeal to the mass uneducated and ill-informed which is how he won the last election. This new slogan appeals to both. Whatever they think it means.
An official White House spokesperson said: “President Donald Trump’s new slogan reflects the values that we Americans hold dear. It expresses his belief that under his continued governance America will, once again, become the greatest country in the world.”
The caps are made in China.
Ref: BBC News What does this hat mean to Americans?
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