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30, September 2019

Tories pledge £1.3K for migrant hospital

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An artist's impression of the Tory's proposed dedicated £1.3K hospital for migrants

An artist’s impression of the Tory’s proposed dedicated £1.3K hospital for migrants

At the Tory conference, current UK PM Boris Johnson promised to spend £1.3K for a dedicated hospital for immigrants.

The shack hospital will be sited in a secluded area near the south coast and all immigrants will be forced given the opportunity to be checked for infectious diseases any health issues before entering the country.

A Tory spokesperson said: “We’re certainly not anti-immigration as some people claim. This commitment to safeguarding our borders their health and wellbeing proves otherwise. We’re already dedicated to building 10,000 new  places for them to live.

“Upon entering the UK, all immigrants will be forced to take given a free health check to make sure they are fit for work.

The shack hospital will be dedicated solely to immigrants and for a nominal sum they can report back there with any health issues while slaving away resident in the UK.

“As part of our program to promote medical experimentation discoveries, this hut hospital will be the first to pilot new medical trials including organ transplants and fringe drug tests. Migrants will be made invited to take part benefit as initial guinea pigs pioneers.

“We will be recruiting at least a dozen additional staff to help with the anticipated migrant influx.

“Some people say there is an immigration problem. There is no immigration problem and our dedicated health program will ensure that it remains so.”

Ref: BBC News Government plans billions for hospital projects

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