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20, February 2019

Theresa May: “I’ve had it with you bunch of ingratiates! You can sort out f**king Brexit yourself!”

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Theresa May -"You bunch of ingratiates - F**k Brexit!"

Theresa May -“You bunch of ingratiates – F**k Brexit!”

After losing 17 Brexit negotiators and making 83 trips to Brussels herself UK Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called it a day and thrown in the towel over Brexit negotiations.

“I’ve taken all I’m going to take from you bunch of dim-witted, jobsworthy, ingratiates!” she told the House. “Whinge, whinge, whinge. Delay, delay, delay. Moan, moan, moan. Let’s have another referendum!

“Say, why don’t we just keep having referendums until you get the result you want, you divvy, piss pots! That’s democracy in action!

“Look! You lost the fucking referendum. Get over it and try to do the fucking job you’re being overpaid to do! And that’s leave the fucking EU!

“If you had an ounce of common sense between you, you’d be working together against Herr Junker and his EU bully boys but, oh no, that’s too easy. You have to try to justify your pathetic existence by making objections and trying to derail the process. You’re as much use as a pet rock and with half the brains.

“Well fuck you! I’m off. Let’s see how you manage, you bunch of in-bred wankers!

And that was the end of Prime Minister’s Question Time.

Teresa May: 650
Houses of Parliament: 0
UK: -10^infinity

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