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A psychological evaluation of MPs revealed that 91% suffer from INS (Idiot Narcissist Syndrome). In the case of the DUP this was 100%. This may go some way towards explaining why parliament has made bugger all progress on Brexit in the last three years. One Idiot Narcissist MP who agreed to speak to us on […]Tell me more...!
A team of scientists studying global warming has discovered an incredible link between climate change and indoor plumbing. Since indoor plumbing became mainstream in the mid-1900s the Earth‘s temperature began to rise. Scientists investigating the phenomenon realised that, with the introduction of plumbing, individuals were no longer using the WC for their toilet needs but, […]Tell me more...!
With a general election on the cards, Facebook is busy deciding which party and politicians to support. A spokesperson from Facebook‘s fake news detection department said: “We’ve been working hard over the last few years to remove all the fake news and foreign influence groups to leave the way clear for us to broadcast our […]Tell me more...!
As the UK bill to legalise abortion and gay marriage cane into effect in Northern Ireland, the DUP called a special meeting of Stormont to celebrate the fact. Stormont hasn’t sat for almost three years because no political party in Northern Ireland likes any of the others. They won’t even share a bag of crisps. […]Tell me more...!
Top psychiatrists who can be trusted not to write their memoirs are thin on the ground. So much so that Royal Princes William and Harry are having to share a shrink. The name of the psychiatrist is a closely-guarded secret. However, disgraced psychiatrist Dr Mansfield von Mansfield who was struck off for treating a Peer […]Tell me more...!
Since taking office current UK PM, Boris Johnson, has not signed off on any bills and, it has emerged, has sent important letters to several important people without signing them. Downing Street says this has simply been an “administrative error”. However, opposition parties claim Mr Johnson is incapable of writing and signing his name. This […]Tell me more...!
The UK’s current PM, Boris Johnson, is seeking help from the Pope in order to get his latest Brexit deal through parliament. The new deal has tentatively been agreed by the EU but it must be approved by parliament. Current Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said he will not support it because it was negotiated by […]Tell me more...!
Google devices chief, who is not a robot, confessed he likes surprising strangers with personal information about themselves. Rick Osterloh, who has more gadgets than MenKind, said he loves the surprised look on people’s faces when he reveals intimate personal details that no one but a technology oligarch with access to millions of dollars’ worth […]Tell me more...!