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MPs use formal and arcane language. They call fellow party members “my honourable friend”, and opposition members “the honourable member for such-and-such” when they can’t stand the sight of them. They’re just not being honest. Which is nothing new. The language is a throwback to days when an impolite comment could get you stabbed in […]Tell me more...!
The government‘s overhaul of the Blue Badge system is to include a Yellow Badge for people who can’t be arsed to walk 10 yards from their car to the gym. The Yellow Badge is particularly aimed at young men in sports cars who are forced to park in a Disabled Bay because those are the […]Tell me more...!
UK PM, Boris Johnson, is preparing to lie down in a ditch and shuffle off this mortal coil as his opponents prepare to give the upper hand to the EU in Brexit negotiations, As opposition and rebel MPs prepare to remove his only negotiating tool, a no-deal Brexit, and stay under EU governance via the […]Tell me more...!
The UK government is to move the Christmas holiday to December 31st after Brexit. A spokesperson for the Ministry of Holidays which is in charge of holidays said: “Part of the EU treaty is that all members share the same major holidays. “However, when we leave we will no longer be able to share the […]Tell me more...!
Scientists have discovered the gene that makes people want to be an MP. The study took place at London University as part of the Human Genome Project. Researchers investigating personality characteristics isolated a defective gene which was present in every MP‘s genome, past and present. The gene is closely linked to other characteristics including arrogance, […]Tell me more...!
The UK’s Brexit negotiation team has demanded the whole of the previous Brexit agreement be scrapped claiming the EU’s chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, is a vampire. The accusation comes after a photograph emerged of Mr Barnier standing next to a mirror but casting no reflection. UK PM Boris Johnson said: “No wonder Theresa May […]Tell me more...!
The Reverend Peter P Potts thought he had experienced a miracle when his ‘late night’ wee disappeared. The accommodation attached to Mr Potts’ new church had not been much modernised since it had been built almost 100 years ago. The bedroom was on the top floor and the loo was two flights lower. A rather […]Tell me more...!
INTERIOR: Facebook’s Hacked Account Recovery office somewhere in the Far East where labour is cheap. A large sign on the wall reads: “The Bot is Always Right Especially if they don’t advertise” Three people sit at well-worn desks working on ten-year-old laptops. JEROME: Ha! Ha! I just love this job. This is the 20th dweeb […]Tell me more...!