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With the winner of the upcoming general election too close to call, the Tories and the Labour party have agreed an alliance to ensure they both win. With other parties forming alliances to avoid vote-splitting in order to beat the Big Two, the Conservatives and Labour decided to beat them at their own game and […]Tell me more...!
Labour‘s National Executive Committee has banned Jeremy Corbyn from standing at the upcoming general election. The Executive has already banned several former Labour MPs from standing for various misdemeanours These include riding through a puddle on a bicycle to splash a pedestrian because they were wearing a blue tie, feeding a dog cat food, and […]Tell me more...!
The lack of sufficient quantities of babies has been blamed for a crisis in the high street as shop after shop keeps closing down. A spokesperson for the Department for Trade and Industry said: “It all starts with babies, you see. We need to up manufacture but the running costs are putting a lot of […]Tell me more...!
Tories, UKIP, the Brexit party and others pursuing a Brexit exit are combining forces to recreate the sounds, sights and smells of the Blitz. They hope this will trigger memories in their core demographic supporters – at least the ones without dementia – to remind them of how great Great Britain used to be and […]Tell me more...!
Secret government documents produced by the combined offices of MI5 and MI6 reveal that both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn are Russian sleeper agents. They were planted in the UK by different branches of the then-KGB with their own roles and purpose. An MI5 spokesperson explained: “We were always suspicious of Boris Johnson, I mean, […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter Paula Houseman Political correctionistas have come down on the beloved, traditional English steamed pudding, Spotted Dick. The PCers have taken umbrage to the name, which is “not gender-neutral, sounds like an STD, and isn’t good for tourism”. Crusading for a name change, they took to the streets of London en masse […]Tell me more...!
The half of the UK that only half follows current affairs rose this morning believing the UK has left the EU. It was promised by current PM Boris Johnson so it must be true. There was much hand-shaking and back-slapping and pouring of early-morning eggnog in celebration. Hearty full English breakfasts were cooked and eaten […]Tell me more...!
During the acrimonious events of the last three years, every MP in the House of Commons has had allegations of one sort or another made against them. These include allegations of pigeon fancying, dog trafficking, cat walking, sheep harassment, saying “boo” to a goose, fishing for compliments, rudeness, lateness, failing to wear trousers, eating the […]Tell me more...!