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A woman who insisted on showing photos of her baby to everyone went into shocked denial when she learnt people thought her baby was ugly. The woman showed her baby photos to friends, shop assistants and people waiting in queues. It was only on a girls’ night out when she insisted on scrolling through 2,127 […]Tell me more...!
Convicted drug smuggler, armed robber and all-round hard man, Alan Smithee, has filmed a mini TV series while behind bars. The series, called Life With Brian, is about a case of mistaken identity and a wandering hit man who travels the length and breadth of the country ‘taking out’ the people who set him up. […]Tell me more...!
The UK Tory government is planning a snap referendum to ask England if it wants to split from Scotland. If successful, it would give England complete autonomy so it would no longer be subject to the complaints of Nicola Queen of Scots. It would also remove the Scottish MPs from parliament giving the current Tory […]Tell me more...!
A landmark ruling means that employees who travel for work are entitled to be paid for ‘home comforts’ while away and should not suffer ‘deprivation’ through ‘inadequate facilities’. The case was brought by Dick Richards, 55, a travelling salesman who was away from home for six months of the year. He submitted an expenses claim […]Tell me more...!
Three months ago, supermarket chain Sainsbury’s opened a grocery-free store. The experiment aimed to combine self-service with the inability to pinch anything. A spokesperson said: “With all the concern over climate change and everyone being told to eat less, we thought a grocery-free store would be very popular. “Customers can still come in to enjoy […]Tell me more...!
UK PM Boris Johnson has denied lying to the Queen about the proroguing of parliament. “I didn’t lie,” he said. “I had my fingers crossed all the time as, indeed, I do whenever I make a speech, talk to reporters or chat with anyone. “As we all know, if you cross your fingers whatever you […]Tell me more...!
Giant Pandas are notoriously difficult to breed. Getting a male and female Panda to mate is logistically problematical. While they look cute they are as sexy as Michael Gove‘s underwear on a washing line on a wet Tuesday. Edinburgh Zoo has just reported on their last failed attempt. However, UK PM Boris Johnson has offered […]Tell me more...!
Kata Kultakala, 23, from Ingleborough says she loves fairgrounds but thinks the practice of giving away politicians as prizes is cruel and should stop. She said: “I know it’s traditional but in the 21st century we should be more humane. People just see them as politicians but they are sentient beings, too. Mostly.” Fairground owner […]Tell me more...!