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A 4-year-old who can’t be named for legal reasons but who we’ll call Joe was tackled by the Met for inciting violence. A boy who can’t be named for legal reasons but who we’ll call Brandon pushed Joe off his tricycle and rode it around the playground. Joe shouted: “Give me my bike back or […]Tell me more...!
A taxi driver stopped his cab and ordered a woman passenger to get out when he realised she was dressed totally in black. “It is against my religion to carry women wearing the colour of death in my cab,” the driver said. “When I realised she was dressed totally in black I immediately stopped the […]Tell me more...!
In a bid to boost his flagging support among public voters and MPs, Boris Johnson has announced a series of swingeing reforms should he become PM. His pledges include: Increasing tax on the very rich, which would be defined as those earning more than an MP Freezing MP’s pay until 2050 Raising the lowest threshold […]Tell me more...!
In light of confessions by half the Tory party that they all took hard drugs in the past, Tory leadership wannabe, Michael Gove, tried to climb on board the ‘street cred’ wagon by confessing he snorted talcum powder instead of cocaine. He did it to impress his journalist and political peers at a time when […]Tell me more...!
Yes, kids, now you can have your very own Plastic Waste Experiment Kit. Do with your plastic exactly what the grownups do. Promises years of fun. Scientifically educational. The kit comes complete with: 24 miniature plastic bottles Packaging from 12 packets of spaghetti and other pasta (not supplied) Packaging from 6 individually-wrapped vegetables (not supplied) […]Tell me more...!
Uniformed jobsworth traffic wardens, eh? Most are reasonable and helpful people doing a difficult job (we were paid to say that). Some do sport a Charlie Chaplin moustache and a few of those are even men (we weren’t paid to say that but now and again you just have to call it like you see […]Tell me more...!
An increasing number of right-wing governments across the world seek to curtail freedom of speech and freedom of the press. This has led to several imaginative ways of spying on the country’s citizens and journalists. One of the latest comes from Australia’s right-wing and religious zealot Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. The more power he gets […]Tell me more...!
The contest for the Tory Leadership had Tory MPs oozing out of the woodwork. So much so, that even Rent-O-Kill couldn’t stem the flow. However, this has not pleased the cabal known as the 1922 Committee. This is the Tory equivalent of the Illuminati, which makes rules about leadership challenges, as well as running the […]Tell me more...!