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The UK’s current PM, Boris Johnson, is seeking help from the Pope in order to get his latest Brexit deal through parliament. The new deal has tentatively been agreed by the EU but it must be approved by parliament. Current Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said he will not support it because it was negotiated by […]Tell me more...!
The Queen‘s speech historically outlines plans and legislation the government intends to perform. This speech shocked everyone as the Queen outlined new succession plans to make Boris Johnson King when the Queen retires which is expected to be sometime next month or before a general election, whichever comes first. Sir Galahad Smythe, an expert in […]Tell me more...!
The entire UK population spontaneously fell into a deep sleep this morning as newsreaders reported on the latest ‘B‘ negotiations. According to Dr. Emanuel Upanistad, a clinical psychologist specialising in impromptu sleep disorders, the UK population has been so overexposed to the ‘B‘ word during the last three years that it triggered a “spontaneous somnambulism”. […]Tell me more...!
Billed as ‘perfect for every home’ the Robot MP or ROMPr has just gone on sale in the UK. Developed by robotics company Practical Ingenious Stereoactive Systems, the robots are described as “versatile semi-intelligent and adaptable”. A company spokesperson said: “We know that doesn’t describe your average MP but ROMPrs are better than average. “ROMPrs […]Tell me more...!
The ADL (Anti-Defamation League), not to be confused with the EDL (English Defence League) which they are very anti, or EDL Energy or, indeed, EDF Energy which they probably couldn’t give two hoots about… Anyway, ADL has drawn up a new list of social interactions we all need to be aware of to avoid being […]Tell me more...!
Ref: BBC News Boris Johnson: Brexit plan ‘genuine attempt to bridge chasm’ In recent politics, what’s given you the biggest laugh? Can you name three things Boris Johnson is doing right? Leave a Comment belowTell me more...!
As part of the UK’s commitment to zero carbon emissions by 2050, the government has commissioned a renewable energy system which will power the whole of London by the end of next year. The system uses the hot air and gaseous emissions emanating from the Houses of Parliament. The system’s developer Mr Frederick Art said: […]Tell me more...!
Several Tory MPs were prevented from leaving the Tory conference hall before major speeches by the PM and senior Tories. Security staff locked the doors and stood guard to prevent anyone trying to force them open. The staff said they had instructions not to let anyone out until the speeches were over. One of the […]Tell me more...!