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The half of the UK that only half follows current affairs rose this morning believing the UK has left the EU. It was promised by current PM Boris Johnson so it must be true. There was much hand-shaking and back-slapping and pouring of early-morning eggnog in celebration. Hearty full English breakfasts were cooked and eaten […]Tell me more...!
During the acrimonious events of the last three years, every MP in the House of Commons has had allegations of one sort or another made against them. These include allegations of pigeon fancying, dog trafficking, cat walking, sheep harassment, saying “boo” to a goose, fishing for compliments, rudeness, lateness, failing to wear trousers, eating the […]Tell me more...!
A psychological evaluation of MPs revealed that 91% suffer from INS (Idiot Narcissist Syndrome). In the case of the DUP this was 100%. This may go some way towards explaining why parliament has made bugger all progress on Brexit in the last three years. One Idiot Narcissist MP who agreed to speak to us on […]Tell me more...!
Power companies in America are to cut power to customers when President Donald Trump goes on air. The idea was proposed by Pacific Gas & Electric when an accident cut power to two million homes in California just before a Donald Trump speech. A survey later found the inability to watch Trump on TV raised […]Tell me more...!
With a general election on the cards, Facebook is busy deciding which party and politicians to support. A spokesperson from Facebook‘s fake news detection department said: “We’ve been working hard over the last few years to remove all the fake news and foreign influence groups to leave the way clear for us to broadcast our […]Tell me more...!
As the UK bill to legalise abortion and gay marriage cane into effect in Northern Ireland, the DUP called a special meeting of Stormont to celebrate the fact. Stormont hasn’t sat for almost three years because no political party in Northern Ireland likes any of the others. They won’t even share a bag of crisps. […]Tell me more...!
Top psychiatrists who can be trusted not to write their memoirs are thin on the ground. So much so that Royal Princes William and Harry are having to share a shrink. The name of the psychiatrist is a closely-guarded secret. However, disgraced psychiatrist Dr Mansfield von Mansfield who was struck off for treating a Peer […]Tell me more...!
Since taking office current UK PM, Boris Johnson, has not signed off on any bills and, it has emerged, has sent important letters to several important people without signing them. Downing Street says this has simply been an “administrative error”. However, opposition parties claim Mr Johnson is incapable of writing and signing his name. This […]Tell me more...!