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In a hidden penthouse office high above the streets of Brussels, three covert EU agents sit and plot against the UK. They drink unhealthy fizzy drinks, eat Belgian chocolate, and wish they were based in the UK near a Greggs. The Euro3, as they have been dubbed by MI6, answer only to the EU President, […]Tell me more...!
Government cuts have hit all departments and the MoD (Ministry of Defence) is no exception. A MoD spokesman said: “With the budget cuts, we’ve had to make every penny count and when these came up for sale on eBay it was too good an opportunity to miss.” The ships in question are German warships over […]Tell me more...!
Front runner in the Tory leadership race Boris Johnson inadvertently revealed to 1.2 million listeners the launch codes for US nuclear submarines. The blooper came when Mr Johnson was being interviewed by Moscow Today, a radio broadcast for ex-pat Russians living in the UK. He was hoping the interview would persuade Russian members of the […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter David Layzelle US President Donald Trump claims the mass-migration of Mexican workers is upsetting the Earth’s rotation. Speaking at a Republican convention at Tyler, Texas, Trump expounded the theory that mass-migration was making the world ‘top heavy and liable to spin off its axis. To whoops of “yee ha” and much […]Tell me more...!
Lots of Tory party members were sent two ballot papers to vote in the coming Tory leadership election. Tory party leaders (not to be confused with Tory party leadership challengers) told members not to vote twice. The two papers were sent out due to incompetent record-keeping, inefficient management and a desire to make the vote […]Tell me more...!
In his Independence Day speech, US President Donald Trump paid tribute to the actions of George Washington’s Continental Army for infiltrating and blowing up the alien mother ship. He commended the courage of US President George Washington who was prepared to sacrifice his own life in order to nuke the ship. “They don’t make Presidents […]Tell me more...!
Bringing up the rear in the Tory leadership race, Jeremy Hunt is hoping an appeal to traditional Tory right-wing values and nostalgia for the ‘good old days’ will win him favour with the Tory voters. He has pledged to restore lost cultural and heritage values by taking the country back to the days of the […]Tell me more...!