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Convicted drug smuggler, armed robber and all-round hard man, Alan Smithee, has filmed a mini TV series while behind bars. The series, called Life With Brian, is about a case of mistaken identity and a wandering hit man who travels the length and breadth of the country ‘taking out’ the people who set him up. […]Tell me more...!
The UK Tory government is planning a snap referendum to ask England if it wants to split from Scotland. If successful, it would give England complete autonomy so it would no longer be subject to the complaints of Nicola Queen of Scots. It would also remove the Scottish MPs from parliament giving the current Tory […]Tell me more...!
UK PM Boris Johnson has denied lying to the Queen about the proroguing of parliament. “I didn’t lie,” he said. “I had my fingers crossed all the time as, indeed, I do whenever I make a speech, talk to reporters or chat with anyone. “As we all know, if you cross your fingers whatever you […]Tell me more...!
Giant Pandas are notoriously difficult to breed. Getting a male and female Panda to mate is logistically problematical. While they look cute they are as sexy as Michael Gove‘s underwear on a washing line on a wet Tuesday. Edinburgh Zoo has just reported on their last failed attempt. However, UK PM Boris Johnson has offered […]Tell me more...!
Kata Kultakala, 23, from Ingleborough says she loves fairgrounds but thinks the practice of giving away politicians as prizes is cruel and should stop. She said: “I know it’s traditional but in the 21st century we should be more humane. People just see them as politicians but they are sentient beings, too. Mostly.” Fairground owner […]Tell me more...!
MPs use formal and arcane language. They call fellow party members “my honourable friend”, and opposition members “the honourable member for such-and-such” when they can’t stand the sight of them. They’re just not being honest. Which is nothing new. The language is a throwback to days when an impolite comment could get you stabbed in […]Tell me more...!
The government‘s overhaul of the Blue Badge system is to include a Yellow Badge for people who can’t be arsed to walk 10 yards from their car to the gym. The Yellow Badge is particularly aimed at young men in sports cars who are forced to park in a Disabled Bay because those are the […]Tell me more...!
Republicans are concerned that proposed legislation will threaten a person’s moral and religious right to believe in dumb shit that is demonstrably untrue. These include such commonly-held beliefs as: The Earth is flat Vaccines are bad for your health Climate change isn’t real The Sun orbits the Earth The moon is made from green cheese […]Tell me more...!