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26, June 2019

Scientists finally discover just exactly what kind of woman is US President Donald Trump’s ‘type’

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"Not my type. It never happened. She just wants the attention. She's lying. I don't recall. Never met her. She's in it for the money."

“Not my type. It never happened. She just wants the attention. She’s lying. I don’t recall. Never met her. She’s in it for the money.”

 

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Ref: BBC News Trump says sexual assault accuser E Jean Carroll ‘not my type’


How many different excuses for not assaulting a woman can you think of that Trump hasn’t used yet?
From a woman’s point of view, what’s Trump’s best feature?
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