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22, October 2019

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"Look," said Harry. "If we can get them all on board a ship that hits an iceberg, I could be King."

“Look,” said Harry. “If we can get them all on board a ship that hits an iceberg, I could be King.”

Top psychiatrists who can be trusted not to write their memoirs are thin on the ground. So much so that Royal Princes William and Harry are having to share a shrink.

The name of the psychiatrist is a closely-guarded secret. However, disgraced psychiatrist Dr Mansfield von Mansfield who was struck off for treating a Peer of the Realm was prepared to speculate on the type of issues that might arise in session in return for a ticket to Bolivia.

“The incumbent psychiatrist will have no difficulty separating the psyche of the two Princes,” said the Dr.

“They both, obviously, still have Mummy issues but Harry in particular has outwardly expressed this by marrying an older woman.

“The Queen is also a strong matriarchal figure who will feature heavily in their discussions on the couch. Their main recollection of their grandfather, Prince Philip, will be his humorous jibes when they were small which made them cry.

“Part of the problem is that Harry is waaaay down the line of succession. Whereas William is next in line after his father, Prince Charles, Harry is currently sixth in line and he slips further down the pecking order whenever William and Kate drop another sprog.

“It would take a pretty big accident to get Harry on the throne,” laughed the Dr.

“This will inevitably cause conflict as Harry sees each new ‘Cambridge’ as another nail in his royal coffin. ‘Uncle Harry’ to the King or Queen is not a particularly exciting position.

“Still,” concluded the Dr. “Royalty does have its perks. They get a lot of good press.

“Ah, I think this is my plane now.”

Ref: BBC News Prince William ‘worried’ about Harry after ITV interview

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