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5, June 2019

“Poverty?” says Hammond. “What poverty?”

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Philip Hammond on UN poverty report: "Look around you; that's not what we see."

Philip Hammond on UN poverty report: “Look around you; that’s not what we see.”

UK Chancellor Philip Hammond rejected a United Nations report that Tory austerity had plunged millions into poverty, often with “tragic consequences”.

Ref: BBC News Hammond: I reject idea millions live in dire poverty


Should Hammond get new glasses or should Britain get a new Chancellor?
Why does the UN insist on upsetting the Tories with unpleasant facts?
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