Tory party leaders (not to be confused with Tory party leadership challengers) told members not to vote twice.
The two papers were sent out due to incompetent record-keeping, inefficient management and a desire to make the vote more interesting. Tory members have totally lost interest in the leadership race and just want to get out of Dodge. Or the EU as it is also known.
The Tory party leadership (not to be confused with Tory party leadership challengers) has threatened to expel any member voting twice.
This has put the fear of Corbyn into party members as the last thing they want is to be excommunicated from the Tory church and have to live under a communist regime.
However, that assumes the Tory party can find them. The party proved incapable of organising a one-man-one-vote ballot so the chances of getting found out is probably less than the chance of getting arrested for shooting a black man in America.
Which is not to imply this is something any Tory party members have done. They almost certainly haven’t.
But voting twice is a much more serious business and those with two ballot papers will have to search their conscience and decide whether to:
- Vote twice in true political fashion
- Sell the second ballot paper in true capitalist fashion
- Resign from the Tory party in protest at their incompetence in true Conservative fashion
If you had two votes who would you still NOT vote for?
What would you do if you knew you’d never be found out?
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