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28, September 2019

No. 10 cleaner reveals Brexit negotiation plans

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The government has been making excellent progress with its Brexit negotiations as this leaked video shows

The government has been making excellent progress with its Brexit negotiations as this leaked video shows

Mrs Elsie Scrivens, 62, who is employed to clean No. 10 Downing Street, posted a video on Instagram showing a dishevelled mess inside along with the latest Brexit negotiation plans.

She said: “I know he’s the PM and busy and all that but he hasn’t paid me since he moved in.

“It’s all very well for ‘im earning ‘undreds o’ thousands but I’m still struggling along on minimum wage. What with me Bertie being made redundant again and still ‘aving six kids at ‘ome it’s not easy you know.”

The video posted by Mrs Scrivens shows cushions and furniture arranged haphazardly around the rooms with plates and half-eaten sandwiches strewn on furniture and on the floor.

One room has a large map of Europe on the wall marked with arrows pointing to various areas like a war plan.

On a table is a folder marked ‘Brexit Negotiations Top Secret’. The folder opens to reveal a single sheet of paper containing the words ‘To Do’.

Mrs Scrivens added: “I thought someone should see what I have to put up with. It’s not right, it’s not.

“Now I have to get back and make Bertie and the kids’ tea.”

A spokesperson for No. 10 denied they had a cleaner.

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