A psychological evaluation of MPs revealed that 91% suffer from INS (Idiot Narcissist Syndrome). In the case of the DUP this was 100%.
This may go some way towards explaining why parliament has made bugger all progress on Brexit in the last three years.
One Idiot Narcissist MP who agreed to speak to us on the condition of anonymity and who we’ll call Willy because that is not his real name, honest, said: “People complain that we’re not doing our job but they totally fail to understand what our job is.
“When you become an MP your job is simply to climb the political ladder, toe the party line when you must, and become the ‘sound bite mouthpiece’ who reporters come to when they need a comment on a political event.
“Constituents seem to think we were elected to carry out the will of the people, whatever that means. Nothing could be further from the truth. Grow up.
“We’re here to promote our own agenda and beliefs and further our own political career. The ‘will of the people’ has absolutely nothing to do with it.
“Brexit is a case in point. Just because the people voted to leave the EU, it doesn’t mean that we have to pursue that policy.
“The sooner the masses realise that we’re in it for our own benefit, the easier it will be for everyone and they can stop the protests about us blocking Brexit.
“It’s got nothing to do with Brexit – it’s to do with getting on a higher rung of the political ladder.”
Willy concluded: “I mean, how dumb are these people?”
Obviously, dumb enough to elect you…
Would you sell your Grandmother for a Peerage?
Best guess – how many MPs have an IQ greater than 97?
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