Thieves broke into Battersea Dogs Home. No animals were taken but police are looking for leads. A spokesman for Battersea said: “They’re barking up the wrong tree.”
James Pattison to stop collaborating with co-authors. His next solo book is due out in2035
Cost of burials and cremations has risen sharply – Ofcom accuses funeral directors of taking dead people for a ride
Prolific Facebook “Liker” Simon Miles ordered to stop Liking everything – he doesn’t Like it.
Donald Trump urges Europe to repatriate IS fighters – and shoot them!
Movie business to make a movie about the business of making a movie in the movie business
Government crackdown on unregistered protests has lead to an increase in unregistered protests
Turner Old Master found in rubble: Ex-teacher Brian Turner doing well after his ordeal
Birmingham bin workers strike over ‘poor equipment’ claims. A council spokesman said: “That’s absolute rubbish!”
Remake of Hitchcock’s The Birds being backed by vulture capitalists
In a bid to tackle herd mentality, Facebook bans mental patients with hearing difficulties
Hotel California – guests check out and leave! One said: “The pink champagne was a nice surprise and the band was good but the guitar solo did go on a bit…”
How to spot a fashion rip-off – the original garment costs ten times what it’s worth!
“Salsa is supposed to keep you fit,” said Roscoe Arbuckle. “But I ate 5 bottles a day and I haven’t lost an ounce!”
You CAN die laughing – although not at a Michael McIntye show
A vandal broke into the Tate Gallery and made up Tracy Emin’s “My Bed”. Police are looking for a criminal who’s had a good night’s sleep
Narcissus updates Faccebook relationship status to “Me”. Zuckerberg updates his status to “God”
Government passes Deferred Gratification bill. It comes into effect in 2050
Catalytic converters stolen for precious metals. Police search for culprits was exhautive… But plans to prosecute dealers receiving the metal have been scrapped