Residents in the Oxfordshire village of Chadlington have launched an objection to Jeremy Clarkson who currently lives there.
The villagers say he serves no useful purpose and has a negative effect on the landscape.
Mr Clarkson wants to build a 1000 acre movie lot full of fast and noisy cars, lots of bright lights and people running around shouting “action”.
A local resident who did not want to be named lest a DeLorean crash through his house at four in the morning (either that or a fist) said: “This is of no benefit to the community. We’re not actors and all we know how to drive are tractors.”
Resident Arthur Scrapehill said:”This will open the floodgates to film companies around the world and before we know it, it’ll be like Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Another resident said: “If this is allowed then other things will be allowed which ought not to be allowed but they will be allowed because this was allowed, which it shouldn’t be.”
Mr Clarkson said if the application was passed he’d promise not to make a noise after 9PM and not appear in any TV programs that were in English.
That might just swing it.
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