fbpx

In a bid to tackle herd mentality, Facebook bans mental patients with hearing difficulties

Birmingham bin workers strike over ‘poor equipment’ claims. A council spokesman said: “That’s absolute rubbish!”

Donald Trump urges Europe to repatriate IS fighters – and shoot them!

You CAN die laughing – although not at a Michael McIntye show

Government passes Deferred Gratification bill. It comes into effect in 2050

Thieves broke into Battersea Dogs Home. No animals were taken but police are looking for leads. A spokesman for Battersea said: “They’re barking up the wrong tree.”

Remake of Hitchcock’s The Birds being backed by vulture capitalists

Prolific Facebook “Liker” Simon Miles ordered to stop Liking everything – he doesn’t Like it.

James Pattison to stop collaborating with co-authors. His next solo book is due out in2035

Government crackdown on unregistered protests has lead to an increase in unregistered protests

Hotel California – guests check out and leave! One said: “The pink champagne was a nice surprise and the band was good but the guitar solo did go on a bit…”

A vandal broke into the Tate Gallery and made up Tracy Emin’s “My Bed”. Police are looking for a criminal who’s had a good night’s sleep

“Salsa is supposed to keep you fit,” said Roscoe Arbuckle. “But I ate 5 bottles a day and I haven’t lost an ounce!”

How to spot a fashion rip-off – the original garment costs ten times what it’s worth!

Movie business to make a movie about the business of making a movie in the movie business

Catalytic converters stolen for precious metals. Police search for culprits was exhautive… But plans to prosecute dealers receiving the metal have been scrapped

Turner Old Master found in rubble: Ex-teacher Brian Turner doing well after his ordeal

Narcissus updates Faccebook relationship status to “Me”. Zuckerberg updates his status to “God”

Cost of burials and cremations has risen sharply – Ofcom accuses funeral directors of taking dead people for a ride

Labour calls for nationalisation of BBC

You are awesome for sharing

Gary Lineker was once a famous footballer but now he has to scrape a living working for the BBC

Gary Lineker was once a famous footballer but now he has to scrape a living working for the BBC

The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) is in dire straits.

Its management team is struggling to pay themselves their pitiful salaries and keep the BBC running at its current level of inefficiency.

“The presenters want sooooo much money,” moaned head honcho, director general Tony Hall, who is, understandably, finding it difficult to manage on his meagre £450,000 salary.

“We have to get more money from somewhere and it’s not coming out of my pocket that’s for fuckjng sure.

“Gary Lineker pulls in the football pundits. I know a lot of women don’t watch it and lots of people don’t like sport and it is, after all, a minority interest, but we do owe it to our viewers to cover these events.

“It’s £1.76m well spent in my opinion.

“And Graham Norton, even though I personally don’t take to his persona, has such a following that he is definitely worth every penny of his £610K.

“And Steve Wright. Who doesn’t love Steve Wright, eh? £560K is peanuts for a radio presenter.

“I do feel a bit sorry for Claudia Winkleman. I don’t know how she gets by on £380K but women will never earn as much as the men. It’s BBC culture, see.

“The point is, we need more money, pure and simple.”

The desperate state of the Beeb’s finances was confirmed by director of policy, Clare Sumner (pushing £200K), from her beach house in Marbella. “Even if we sacked everyone,” she said. “We still couldn’t run the BBC successfully.”

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said the solution is to nationalise the BBC and then the company could spend and waste as much money as it wanted

Ref: BBC News Free TV licences cannot be saved with cuts to salaries, says BBC


Would you rather see the BBC nationalised or pay a £250 license fee?
Bloody pensioners have far too much money anyway. Discuss
Leave a Comment below

You are awesome for sharing

Click Here to Leave a Comment Below

Leave a Reply: