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Kim for President. Ronald Reagan did it. Why not a slightly-famous person?

Kim for President. Ronald Reagan did it. Why not a slightly-famous person?

Kim Kardashian, 38, is famous for being famous. Or rather for being a famous offspring of her famous father, Robert Kardashian, who became famous for defending O.J. Simpson who was also famous although for the wrong reasons.

Or maybe she became famous simply for having a big bum.

So, famous for being a famous celebrity, Kim Kardashian wants to be even more famous.

Her disastrous movie appearance in 2008 was followed by her disastrous attempt at singing in 2011. So she’s not going to get any more famous as a pop singer or a movie star.

Now, star of reality TV, Kim Kardashian, has decided that the best way to become even more famous is to become President of the United States and she has set her sights on the 2024 election.

Kim was born too late to be Jesus, she lacks the wealth and business acumen to be another Bill Gates, and she’s the wrong sex to be the Pope so the Presidency it is.

Kim is plotting working towards that by studying for a law degree. “It’s not about privilege or money,” she said as she consulted with her two famous lawyer mentors.

Kim is already well-qualified for the job. She’s not beyond deception to get what she wants.

Her 72-day marriage to basketball star Kris Humphries was part of the publicity machine to boost her ratings. She knows how to manipulate the media and her audience. Donald Trump could take lessons.

Kim also has a long list of ‘Presidential blunders’ under her belt so she’s off to a good start.

“If Arnold Schwarzenegger can become a Governor then I can become President,” she said.

Ronald Reagan was an actor-turned-President. Perhaps Kim can repeat the feat. Although he was a slightly better actor. And probably better at everything else, too. Except twerking.

It’s not yet clear whether she’ll stand as a Republican or Democrat. Presumably the one with the highest TV viewing figures.


Ronald Reagan,  Arnold Schwarzenegger – if movie stars can become politicians, why not Kim? Do/will they make better politicians than ‘politicians’? Leave a Comment below.

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