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18, October 2019

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Boris Johnson is converting to Catholicism to test the 'blowjob from the Pope' theory to see if his new Brexit deal has any chance of getting through parliament

Boris Johnson is converting to Catholicism to test the ‘blowjob from the Pope’ theory to see if his new Brexit deal has any chance of getting through parliament

The UK’s current PM, Boris Johnson, is seeking help from the Pope in order to get his latest Brexit deal through parliament.

The new deal has tentatively been agreed by the EU but it must be approved by parliament.

Current Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said he will not support it because it was negotiated by a Tory and must, therefore, by definition be suspect.

Nicola Queen of Scots and leader of the SNP doesn’t give a monkeys about Brexit and simply wants independence for Scotland to make its own incompetent political decisions instead of blaming London all the time.

The Lib Dem leader, Jo something-or-other, doesn’t give two hoots that most people voted to leave the EU and wants to stay within its cosy constricting arms.

 The Irish DUP, which no one had heard of until the UK’s second most ineffective PM, Theresa May, gave them the UK’s entire housing, education and NHS budget to support her Brexit bill, still believe people give a toss what they think.

People know them for the greedy, money-grabbing bastards that they are and expect them to renege on their promise so they won’t support the new deal, either.

Johnson is considering withholding the DUP payment which is likely to get the backing of parliament even in the current climate.

In addition, with so many MPs sacked from the Tory party, Boris Johnson’s chances of getting his new Brexit deal passed by parliament are about the same as getting a blowjob from the Pope.

So to test the odds, he has announced his conversion to Catholicism…

Ref: BBC News Brexit: Johnson ‘very confident’ MPs will back deal


Who would you most not like a blowjob from?
Which political party is the most underhand, conniving and full of greedy bastards? “All” is an acceptable answer
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