Since taking office current UK PM, Boris Johnson, has not signed off on any bills and, it has emerged, has sent important letters to several important people without signing them.
Downing Street says this has simply been an “administrative error”. However, opposition parties claim Mr Johnson is incapable of writing and signing his name.
This claim was further substantiated when a No. 10 insider who did not want to be named confirmed Harry Potter author JK Rowling has been drafted in to teach Mr Johnson how to write his signature.
The source said: “The PM loves the idea of a wizard who can magically solve problems and he’s spent the last couple of weeks pointing a wand at pictures of Jeremy Corbyn, Jo Swinson and Nicola Queen of Scots and shouting ‘expelliamus’. I think he got the wand from Harrods.
“He’s also been working on the Limbo spell for the DUP although they’re already so far removed from reality it’s doubtful it would have any effect. Assuming magic was real, of course. Which is isn’t.
“He’ll be very disappointed when he learns that Harry Potter’s not real and he won’t be able to make his opponents disappear with a spell. He was particularly looking forward to turning Jo Swinson into a toad and Arlene Foster into a fly. Oh well…
“Still, as a politician he should know that life is full of little disappointments.”
Ref: BBC News Boris Johnson’s Brexit delay letters in full
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