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“I don’t want to do Eurovision,” wails Michael Rice. “It’s a fix.”

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This year's UK Eurovision entry might look like this

This year’s UK Eurovision entry might look like this

Talent show winner, Michael Rice, 21, has been picked to represent the UK

in this year’s Eurovision song contest in May.

Privately he confided: “I don’t want to do it. It’s the kiss of death for any singer’s career. Mine will be over before it gets started.

“Who’s the last UK Eurovision contestant you remember…?

“Exactly! The last time the UK won I wasn’t even born!

“I know several big name groups and singers who were approached to do this and they all turned it down. I can’t name names but one was Scottish.

“It’s all political. Every country votes for their friends and not the song. With us leaving the EU, that’s all the European votes scuppered. It’s being hosted in Israel and with Labour’s anti-semitism row still going on, I’ll go down like a bag of foreskins.

“If I can’t get out of this, I’ll be back selling waffles and milk shakes. On the bright side, it did get me out of Hartlepool for a while.”

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