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31, July 2019

English Professor who wrote Trump’s speeches sacked from University

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From Trump speech-writer to social media consultant, this English Professor is certainly moving up in the world

From Trump speech-writer to social media consultant, this English Professor is certainly moving up in the world

A Professor of English at one of America’s most prestigious universities has been sacked after admitting that he wrote US President Donald Trump‘s speeches.

Professor J. A. Cedric Klaussmann of Stanford University which runs one of America’s top graduate English programs, was fired after confessing he wrote Donald Trump‘s speeches.

“I had an inner compulsion to acknowledge my activities,” said the Professor. “I penned my signature to a NDA but they’re not worth a promontory of bowel waste matter so my mental apprehension concerning the consequences of my revelations where severely mitigated.”

Stanford’s Head of English said: “He’s let the department down, he’s let the university down, he’s let America down and he’s let himself down. We had no option but to let him down and let him go.

“Everyone liked him so this is a personal as well as a professional blow.

“He’s already been offered a job in social media although he will have to curtail his loquacity and sesquipedalian tendencies on Twitter.

The White House said: “We vehemently deny all suggestions that the President’s speeches were written by an English Professor and, furthermore, we can state categorically and unequivocally that Donald Trump writes all his own speeches.

“Although he did not write this press release.”

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