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1, February 2019

Donald Trump voted the most popular man in the world – even more popular than Jesus!

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It's official! Donald Trump voted the most popular man in the world by republicans  in Wayne, Nebraska!

It’s official! Donald Trump voted the most popular man in the world by republicans in Wayne, Nebraska!

In a recent poll held in the city of Wayne, Nebraska, US President Donald Trump was voted the most popular man in the world.

The poll took place city-wide and over 14% of its 5,000 predominantly-republican population turned out to vote.

The 10 candidates on the voting form were all famous and well-liked people:

Donald Trump
Barack Obama
Mahatma Gandhi
Jesus
Vladimir Putin
Martin Luther King, Jr
Homer Simpson
Albert Einstein
The Pope
Michael Jackson

One of the pollsters confessed: “We did think Jesus would win but a post-vote analysis revealed that most voters thought it referred to Jesus Gonzales who runs a taxi service in the town. He’s always late.”

When informed of the result, Donald Trump said: “It’s a very great big day for America. I’m so touched that hundreds of thousands of you people from Nebraska came out to vote for me.”

The pollster added: “Homer Simpson came a close second.”

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