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17, February 2019

Dog with the rudest name in the world is Shih Tzu! – says Guinness Book of Records

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"We love this little Shitty Ass Fokker," say the Fokkers!

“We love this little Shitty Ass Fokker,” say the Fokkers!

A Shih Tzu dog called Shitty Ass has been named the dog with the rudest name in the world by the Guinness Book of Records. It’s official!

The dog’s owners, Buck and Bella-Ellen Fokker from Arkansas said: “We didn’t know nothing about it. Our good neighbour sent the name to the Guinness Book of Records and, holy shit, we received a letter right out the god-damned blue. But his name ain’t rude; it’s just what he is. Now how can that be rude if it’s what you is?”

Bella-Ellen Fokker, 32, said: “When we got him as a pup he’d take a dump and, sure as shit’s brown, just sit his lil ass in it. I guess that’s where them dogs originally got their name from. Anyhow, that’s where we went and got his name from. It’s just what the lil Fokker does. How can that be rude?”

Buck Fokker, 36, said:”We were going to call him Droopy Poopy Pant’s but that ain’t got no ring to it. Any way up, he don’t wear no pants so that woulda been a pretty stupid name.”

When asked if they were pleased with the record Buck replied: “Well, shit, sure, it’s always nice to get some sorta record. S’only record we’re gonna get, eh, Bella-Ellen? Unless we get one for cleaning up dog shit. That lil fella can sure shit them out. He could shit for America. Say, d’you think there’s a record for that?”

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