Category Archives for "USA"
A Shih Tzu dog called Shitty Ass has been named the dog with the rudest name in the world by the Guinness Book of Records. It’s official! The dog’s owners, Buck and Bella-Ellen Fokker from Arkansas said: “We didn’t know nothing about it. Our good neighbour sent the name to the Guinness Book of Records […]Tell me more...!
As the war against gun violence rages across America, the US government is proposing a radical new plan to tackle it. From 2021, all persons over the age of 14 will be legally obliged to carry a gun. A government spokesperson said: “If everyone has a gun we level the playing field and perpetrators will […]Tell me more...!
A study commissioned by Donald Trump to prove men with small hands have big penises has been running for over two years without reaching a publishable conclusion. One of the analysts involved in the study, who declined to be named, said: “The fact is, hand size has no relation to penis size and small hands […]Tell me more...!
“It’s the thumbs, you see,” said Dr Richard Gould, lead researcher into Opposable Thumbs Evolution. “Not many species have opposable thumbs, mainly humans and primates. But dinosaurs like the Tyrannosaurus Rex had them. 65 million years ago they used their opposable thumbs to develop weapons of mass destruction and wiped each other out. History is […]Tell me more...!
In a recent poll held in the city of Wayne, Nebraska, US President Donald Trump was voted the most popular man in the world. The poll took place city-wide and over 14% of its 5,000 predominantly-republican population turned out to vote. The 10 candidates on the voting form were all famous and well-liked people: Donald […]Tell me more...!