Category Archives for "USA"
Feature by guest reporter David Layzelle US President Donald Trump claims the mass-migration of Mexican workers is upsetting the Earth’s rotation. Speaking at a Republican convention at Tyler, Texas, Trump expounded the theory that mass-migration was making the world ‘top heavy and liable to spin off its axis. To whoops of “yee ha” and much […]Tell me more...!
In his Independence Day speech, US President Donald Trump paid tribute to the actions of George Washington’s Continental Army for infiltrating and blowing up the alien mother ship. He commended the courage of US President George Washington who was prepared to sacrifice his own life in order to nuke the ship. “They don’t make Presidents […]Tell me more...!
FEMALE Ref: BBC News Trump says sexual assault accuser E Jean Carroll ‘not my type’ How many different excuses for not assaulting a woman can you think of that Trump hasn’t used yet? From a woman’s point of view, what’s Trump’s best feature? Leave a Comment belowTell me more...!
A religious group wrote a petition to the devil demanding he stop bad things happening on Earth. However, they addressed it to: Santa C/o Hell The 21,276-strong group known as Let’s Get Back To That Old Time Religion, signed the petition demanding the devil stop interfering with “god’s good work”. The petition gives examples of […]Tell me more...!
Current US President Donald Trump has kicked off his 2020 presidential re-election bid with a new slogan and a new hat. He has swapped his familiar red cap for a new one bearing the words “Make America Fascist Again.” It is being produced and sold under license to fund his burger habit and contribute to […]Tell me more...!
Facebook is launching a new digital currency which it expects to take over from national currencies like the US Dollar, the UK Pound, the Euro and the Venezuelan Bolivar. Called the Lyar, it will be pegged to the pot of gold buried in Mark Zuckerberg‘s back garden. The currency will initially be given to those […]Tell me more...!
America has deployed 1,000 chefs to bakeries and butchers throughout Washington DC to ensure continuing supplies of burgers. The White House pulled out of an agreement with local burger suppliers guaranteeing to buy so-many burgers per week. When US President Donald Trump was off on jollies doing state visits and the like, the White House […]Tell me more...!
A technology company has developed smart phone apps that force users to obey ‘hidden’ commands. Games and apps already make users check for updates and buy in-app ‘skills’ but HypnoTec has taken the principle a stage further. The FeelGood app produces a feeling of euphoria. Scientists say it’s not dissimilar to the effect of marijuana […]Tell me more...!