Category Archives for "UK"
Tories, UKIP, the Brexit party and others pursuing a Brexit exit are combining forces to recreate the sounds, sights and smells of the Blitz. They hope this will trigger memories in their core demographic supporters – at least the ones without dementia – to remind them of how great Great Britain used to be and […]Tell me more...!
Secret government documents produced by the combined offices of MI5 and MI6 reveal that both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn are Russian sleeper agents. They were planted in the UK by different branches of the then-KGB with their own roles and purpose. An MI5 spokesperson explained: “We were always suspicious of Boris Johnson, I mean, […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter Paula Houseman Political correctionistas have come down on the beloved, traditional English steamed pudding, Spotted Dick. The PCers have taken umbrage to the name, which is “not gender-neutral, sounds like an STD, and isn’t good for tourism”. Crusading for a name change, they took to the streets of London en masse […]Tell me more...!
The half of the UK that only half follows current affairs rose this morning believing the UK has left the EU. It was promised by current PM Boris Johnson so it must be true. There was much hand-shaking and back-slapping and pouring of early-morning eggnog in celebration. Hearty full English breakfasts were cooked and eaten […]Tell me more...!
During the acrimonious events of the last three years, every MP in the House of Commons has had allegations of one sort or another made against them. These include allegations of pigeon fancying, dog trafficking, cat walking, sheep harassment, saying “boo” to a goose, fishing for compliments, rudeness, lateness, failing to wear trousers, eating the […]Tell me more...!
A psychological evaluation of MPs revealed that 91% suffer from INS (Idiot Narcissist Syndrome). In the case of the DUP this was 100%. This may go some way towards explaining why parliament has made bugger all progress on Brexit in the last three years. One Idiot Narcissist MP who agreed to speak to us on […]Tell me more...!
A team of scientists studying global warming has discovered an incredible link between climate change and indoor plumbing. Since indoor plumbing became mainstream in the mid-1900s the Earth‘s temperature began to rise. Scientists investigating the phenomenon realised that, with the introduction of plumbing, individuals were no longer using the WC for their toilet needs but, […]Tell me more...!
With a general election on the cards, Facebook is busy deciding which party and politicians to support. A spokesperson from Facebook‘s fake news detection department said: “We’ve been working hard over the last few years to remove all the fake news and foreign influence groups to leave the way clear for us to broadcast our […]Tell me more...!