Category Archives for "UK"
As dog IQ increases and human IQ decreases, dogs are still set to take over the world by 2050. However, by that time humans will have so fucked-up the planet that there won’t be much left for the dogs to take over. Zak is a 4-year old Border Collie, currently reckoned to be the smartest […]Tell me more...!
In an experiment to get obese people to lose weight and get fit, doctors in Wales are prescribing bikes. Cycling exercise has been shown to increase cardiovascular health and reduce the risk of cancer. However, the LBC (Lazy Bastards Club) has mounted a challenge based on EU equality law demanding the NHS also prescribe them […]Tell me more...!
The inevitable catastrophe of climate change has been compounded by a UN report revealing that humans are killing over one million animal and plant species. That’s over a quarter of life on the planet, excluding humans, of course, and the inhabitants of America. The world population has doubled since 1970, due to low-quality condoms, child […]Tell me more...!
According to the Committee on Climate Change, the UK can cut greenhouse gas emissions to zero by 2050. Here are 17 other things the UK can do by 2050: Ensure all bins are collected and emptied on a weekly basis Create a sustainable green energy system Provide a living wage for all inhabitants Make pigs […]Tell me more...!
Researchers have finally revealed what it takes for a start-up company to secure funding. The Financial University of Credit and Knowledge has been teaching the secret to undergraduates for over 20 years. Their graduates include past leaders of dozens of high-valued start-ups which have crashed spectacularly. To arrive at its formula, the University analysed over […]Tell me more...!
New warning signs are to be posted around dangerous cliffs such as the Birling Gap chalk cliffs on the south coast telling people if they are stupid enough to ignore the warnings, they are on their own. The chalk cliffs are extremely unstable and can crumble and crash into the sea at any time. Existing […]Tell me more...!
The influx of tourist to Wales’ mountains has revealed severe problems for visitors. There is a shortage of parking, toilets, refreshment facilities, and too many locals are speaking in a Welsh accent. The popularity of beauty spots such as Snowdon and Pen y Fan is because they are beauty spots. And mountains. At 1085m Snowdon […]Tell me more...!
According to the Actuarial Social Society, the life expectancy of UK citizens has dropped dramatically over the past two years. A spokesperson said: “It’s a combination of poor nutrition, money worries and waiting for the next episode of Game of Thrones. “Plus, people are no longer eating an apple a day as their parent and […]Tell me more...!