Category Archives for "UK"
In a bid to save the planet, everyone is recycling as much rubbish as they can. However, environmentalists have confirmed that UK PM, Boris Johnson, cannot be recycled. Old Prime Ministers leave the job and go on to earn millions as board members of rich companies and through speaking engagements. Ex-labour PM Tony bLiar Blair, […]Tell me more...!
As the prospect of leaving the EU looms ever closer, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is taking every opportunity to let everyone know that he will not support a no-deal Brexit. In fact, he has set out a 10-point plan to make sure everyone knows that he does not support a no-deal Brexit. Jeremy Corbyn’s no-deal […]Tell me more...!
OVERHEARD AT WEDDING RECEPTION BRIDE: You had your tongue down her bloody throat. GROOM: Awe, come on Love, I thought she was you, you look so much alike. BRIDE: She IS my sister— GROOM: See— BRIDE: But she’s 10 years younger, dressed in black and she’s not seven-months pregnant. GROOM: I know, but your faces […]Tell me more...!
After an extensive 16-year consultation with all sorts of people from everywhere with all kinds of opinions about everything, the Department for Transport has reached a conclusion. Young people are most likely to be involved in a car accident so you now have to be 30 in order to hold a driving license. Although old […]Tell me more...!
Mark Carney, current Governor of the Bank of England, at least until January, has given the UK economy a massive boost by predicting a vast rise in absolutely everything over the next two years. The previous forecast of only a small rise in the UK economy has been upgraded to a massive 12.5% which is […]Tell me more...!
Every PM needs a bunch of advisers. The UK’s new PM, Boris Johnson, has assembled a gaggle of farmyard animals to help him make important policy decisions about running the UK. Mr Johnson said: “The wisdom of animals is severely underrated and I am determined not to make the same mistakes as my predecessors who […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter David Layzelle Recently installed Leader of the House, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Esq., has cemented his position as an authoritarian by issuing a list of preferred words to be used in Parliament. He creates a dashing figure dressed in his customary frock coat over a white starched wing-collar shirt set off by an […]Tell me more...!
One of the first acts of Boris Johnson, the UK’s new Prime Minister, has been to order the creation of a new PM bodyguard unit. The unit will consist of over 20,000 men and women, hand-picked from the armed forces, the police service and up-market hairdressers. Their role will be to shield the PM from […]Tell me more...!