Category Archives for "UK"
The UK’s current PM, Boris Johnson, is seeking help from the Pope in order to get his latest Brexit deal through parliament. The new deal has tentatively been agreed by the EU but it must be approved by parliament. Current Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said he will not support it because it was negotiated by […]Tell me more...!
Google devices chief, who is not a robot, confessed he likes surprising strangers with personal information about themselves. Rick Osterloh, who has more gadgets than MenKind, said he loves the surprised look on people’s faces when he reveals intimate personal details that no one but a technology oligarch with access to millions of dollars’ worth […]Tell me more...!
Royal Mail’s top – and only – workers, Barry Turner and Terry Williams, have both voted to go on strike. Barry said: “We haven’t gone on strike for years so it’s well overdue.” Terry said: “Yeah. The management has been very slow to respond to our demands which we made three years ago so it’s […]Tell me more...!
The Queen‘s speech historically outlines plans and legislation the government intends to perform. This speech shocked everyone as the Queen outlined new succession plans to make Boris Johnson King when the Queen retires which is expected to be sometime next month or before a general election, whichever comes first. Sir Galahad Smythe, an expert in […]Tell me more...!
Residents in the Oxfordshire village of Chadlington have launched an objection to Jeremy Clarkson who currently lives there. The villagers say he serves no useful purpose and has a negative effect on the landscape. Mr Clarkson wants to build a 1000 acre movie lot full of fast and noisy cars, lots of bright lights and […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter Oliver Matejka 87% of FTSE 100 executives wash but do not dry their hands after trips to the lavatory, a new Bogás Research study found. The bog hack used by almost nine out of ten of the country’s top chief executives saves an average of 22 seconds per visit. That’s two […]Tell me more...!
The entire UK population spontaneously fell into a deep sleep this morning as newsreaders reported on the latest ‘B‘ negotiations. According to Dr. Emanuel Upanistad, a clinical psychologist specialising in impromptu sleep disorders, the UK population has been so overexposed to the ‘B‘ word during the last three years that it triggered a “spontaneous somnambulism”. […]Tell me more...!
The RSC (Royal Shakespeare Company) has come under considerable pressure from student activist groups to cut its sponsorship ties to several companies. Otherwise students were threatening to boycott the theatre. These include companies who are deemed to pollute the atmosphere, destroy the environment, and make popcorn as well as those propping up right-wing juntas and […]Tell me more...!