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Rumours of a loo roll crisis are spreading cheekily faster than an Ozzy bush fire. Raw materials for the manufacture of toilet paper are in short supply. The UK gets them from Europe. There’s normally no problem because the EU is full of it but shortages are adding loo roll to the list of things […]Tell me more...!
The Royal Mail workers lost the right to strike in a High Court ruling. However, the UK could still be in for a period of postal disruption. We met one shop steward who did not want to be named around the back of a sorting office in Bradford he did not want us to name. […]Tell me more...!
The disputed site on which Canterbury Cathedral sits should be given to Satanists the Supreme Court has ruled. The Church of England has been granted a five acre site down the road in some woods with permission to build a new cathedral. In a dispute that has raged for 1422 years, Satanists claim the site […]Tell me more...!
With both the Conservatives and Labour promising to spend trillions of pounds if they win the election, the Treasury is making plans to apply for payday loans to cover the cost. A Treasury spokesperson said: “Whichever party wins the election, they’ll bankrupt the economy with all their spending pledges. Even stopping Universal Credit and taxing […]Tell me more...!
“The benefits and advantages of the Berlin wall have been severely underestimated,” claimed EU president Jean-Claude Juncker. “You never saw a rampant rise in house prices in East Berlin, did you? “Our glorious EU wall will keep out the unwanted Brits and prevent the gentry and the retired from gazumping the prices of our European […]Tell me more...!