Category Archives for "Science & Technology"
A roll-out of facial recognition systems by police around the UK has lead to a fracas in the force. The system is run by German company Cognitec which is filching millions of pounds from the British taxpayer. Plus ça change. The company gets paid in British pounds for the number images on the system and […]Tell me more...!
In a world where excess is praised and the obese regarded as super sexy – eat your heart out Sarah Jessica Parker, although she was never really sexy anyway – researchers and nutritionists have finally produced food that makes you want to eat more. The secret is called ultra-processing. It involves running the food through […]Tell me more...!
After 72 years of extensive research, the World Health Organisation has come up with a list of recommendations to stop you getting dementia. Dementia is a debilitating and eventually fatal illness with no cure. It typically affects the elderly, so as the years go by there will be fewer and fewer Brexit supporters and more […]Tell me more...!
Elon Musk is the multi-billionaire owner of too many big businesses and expensive things to name, mainly because we can’t be arsed to do the research. Anyway, he’s been told by a Los Angeles judge that he must defend his Tweets, since deleted, calling a cave rescuer a “pedo”. Vern Unsworth helped rescue 12 schoolboys […]Tell me more...!
As dog IQ increases and human IQ decreases, dogs are still set to take over the world by 2050. However, by that time humans will have so fucked-up the planet that there won’t be much left for the dogs to take over. Zak is a 4-year old Border Collie, currently reckoned to be the smartest […]Tell me more...!
In an experiment to get obese people to lose weight and get fit, doctors in Wales are prescribing bikes. Cycling exercise has been shown to increase cardiovascular health and reduce the risk of cancer. However, the LBC (Lazy Bastards Club) has mounted a challenge based on EU equality law demanding the NHS also prescribe them […]Tell me more...!
The inevitable catastrophe of climate change has been compounded by a UN report revealing that humans are killing over one million animal and plant species. That’s over a quarter of life on the planet, excluding humans, of course, and the inhabitants of America. The world population has doubled since 1970, due to low-quality condoms, child […]Tell me more...!
New warning signs are to be posted around dangerous cliffs such as the Birling Gap chalk cliffs on the south coast telling people if they are stupid enough to ignore the warnings, they are on their own. The chalk cliffs are extremely unstable and can crumble and crash into the sea at any time. Existing […]Tell me more...!