Category Archives for "Science & Technology"
Google devices chief, who is not a robot, confessed he likes surprising strangers with personal information about themselves. Rick Osterloh, who has more gadgets than MenKind, said he loves the surprised look on people’s faces when he reveals intimate personal details that no one but a technology oligarch with access to millions of dollars’ worth […]Tell me more...!
Billed as ‘perfect for every home’ the Robot MP or ROMPr has just gone on sale in the UK. Developed by robotics company Practical Ingenious Stereoactive Systems, the robots are described as “versatile semi-intelligent and adaptable”. A company spokesperson said: “We know that doesn’t describe your average MP but ROMPrs are better than average. “ROMPrs […]Tell me more...!
As part of the UK’s commitment to zero carbon emissions by 2050, the government has commissioned a renewable energy system which will power the whole of London by the end of next year. The system uses the hot air and gaseous emissions emanating from the Houses of Parliament. The system’s developer Mr Frederick Art said: […]Tell me more...!
People’s champion, barristers’ pocket-filler and remainer, Gina Miller, has launched a high court challenge to rename the UK’s newly-launched polar research ship ‘Boaty McBoatface’. The ship has been named the ‘Sir David Attenborough’ but an online poll to find a name for the ship showed the public’s favourite was ‘Boaty McBoatface’. However, ministers intervened because […]Tell me more...!
The theft of a solid gold toilet left police baffled. A spokesman said they are moving heaven and earth to get to the bottom of it. He said they are busy questioning stool pigeons and hope to flush out the culprits soon. They took a long time examining the crime scene and apologised for the […]Tell me more...!
A woman who insisted on showing photos of her baby to everyone went into shocked denial when she learnt people thought her baby was ugly. The woman showed her baby photos to friends, shop assistants and people waiting in queues. It was only on a girls’ night out when she insisted on scrolling through 2,127 […]Tell me more...!
Giant Pandas are notoriously difficult to breed. Getting a male and female Panda to mate is logistically problematical. While they look cute they are as sexy as Michael Gove‘s underwear on a washing line on a wet Tuesday. Edinburgh Zoo has just reported on their last failed attempt. However, UK PM Boris Johnson has offered […]Tell me more...!
Republicans are concerned that proposed legislation will threaten a person’s moral and religious right to believe in dumb shit that is demonstrably untrue. These include such commonly-held beliefs as: The Earth is flat Vaccines are bad for your health Climate change isn’t real The Sun orbits the Earth The moon is made from green cheese […]Tell me more...!