Category Archives for "Science & Technology"
The disputed site on which Canterbury Cathedral sits should be given to Satanists the Supreme Court has ruled. The Church of England has been granted a five acre site down the road in some woods with permission to build a new cathedral. In a dispute that has raged for 1422 years, Satanists claim the site […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter Paula Houseman Political correctionistas have come down on the beloved, traditional English steamed pudding, Spotted Dick. The PCers have taken umbrage to the name, which is “not gender-neutral, sounds like an STD, and isn’t good for tourism”. Crusading for a name change, they took to the streets of London en masse […]Tell me more...!
A team of scientists studying global warming has discovered an incredible link between climate change and indoor plumbing. Since indoor plumbing became mainstream in the mid-1900s the Earth‘s temperature began to rise. Scientists investigating the phenomenon realised that, with the introduction of plumbing, individuals were no longer using the WC for their toilet needs but, […]Tell me more...!
Google devices chief, who is not a robot, confessed he likes surprising strangers with personal information about themselves. Rick Osterloh, who has more gadgets than MenKind, said he loves the surprised look on people’s faces when he reveals intimate personal details that no one but a technology oligarch with access to millions of dollars’ worth […]Tell me more...!
Billed as ‘perfect for every home’ the Robot MP or ROMPr has just gone on sale in the UK. Developed by robotics company Practical Ingenious Stereoactive Systems, the robots are described as “versatile semi-intelligent and adaptable”. A company spokesperson said: “We know that doesn’t describe your average MP but ROMPrs are better than average. “ROMPrs […]Tell me more...!
As part of the UK’s commitment to zero carbon emissions by 2050, the government has commissioned a renewable energy system which will power the whole of London by the end of next year. The system uses the hot air and gaseous emissions emanating from the Houses of Parliament. The system’s developer Mr Frederick Art said: […]Tell me more...!
People’s champion, barristers’ pocket-filler and remainer, Gina Miller, has launched a high court challenge to rename the UK’s newly-launched polar research ship ‘Boaty McBoatface’. The ship has been named the ‘Sir David Attenborough’ but an online poll to find a name for the ship showed the public’s favourite was ‘Boaty McBoatface’. However, ministers intervened because […]Tell me more...!
The theft of a solid gold toilet left police baffled. A spokesman said they are moving heaven and earth to get to the bottom of it. He said they are busy questioning stool pigeons and hope to flush out the culprits soon. They took a long time examining the crime scene and apologised for the […]Tell me more...!