Category Archives for "Politics"
The EU has voted in a controversial copyright law which holds tech companies responsible for material their users upload. So if Little Tamsin should suffer a brain haemorrhage and decide she wants to upload a Justin Bieber track to YouTube to impress or annoy her friends, then YouTube would carry the can for copyright breech. […]Tell me more...!
Due to the delay in the UK leaving the EU, UK passports will remain burgundy and continue to include the words “European Union”. However, they will also come with a burgundy marker pen and feature instructions printed above the words “European Union” saying “Delete as appropriate”. A Home Office spokesperson said: “We think this is […]Tell me more...!
With the approach of Brexit, whenever that may be, UK residents with less than 110% proof of British nationality are being asked to provide more information. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was born in the UK, lived all her life in the UK and is recognised as the one true and only British sovereign. However, […]Tell me more...!
To keep in step with current trends, the UK Government is proposing a new mandatory pay rise structure which will see bosses reaping millions of pounds the WORSE their company performs. A government spokesperson said: “One of our poster boys is Iain Conn, CEO of Centrica which owns British Gas. He lost nearly three-quarters of […]Tell me more...!
UK PM, Theresa May, says she had no choice but to arrange talks with Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. “Although we appear to be at opposite ends of the political spectrum,” she said. “We meet very well centre stage. And he has lovely green eyes, don’t you think? Don’t tell Philip. “Take our stance on poverty, […]Tell me more...!
In a move to prevent gay relationships at Brunei-owned hotels, staff have been instructed to work in opposite-sex pairsFollowing Brunei’s new laws to flog and stone gay people, staff at the nine luxury hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei have been instructed to work in opposite-sex pairs at all times. The hotel chain includes […]Tell me more...!
Medium Madame Mystic Myrtle, psychic and prophet to the stars, claims to have channelled the spirits of Maggie Thatcher and Ghostbusters’ Slime Monster into Michael Gove. She said: “It was one of the easiest channellings I have ever done. He is a natural.” Madame Myrtle has told the fortune of many stars and leading politicians. […]Tell me more...!