Category Archives for "Politics"
Lacking any of the qualities necessary to be a good politician let alone a human being, Michael Gove reverts to his weapon of choice to despatch his rivals. Ref: BBC Newss Gove becomes eighth candidate to enter race Sum up Michael Gove in three words (one expletive, only please) Would you rather a Tory run […]Tell me more...!
US anti-justice department has levelled several additional allegations against WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange. We can’t list all the charges but they include: Being Julian Assange Telling people what the US is really wasting spending their money on Sucking up to the bastard Ecuadorians Keeping a cat Revealing the skulduggery the US is really up to […]Tell me more...!
The current epidemic of failing companies has lead to a crisis in many boardrooms. Labour has advocated nationalising all companies which are going under in order to protect businesses, jobs and communities. Jamie Oliver’s restaurants are one of the latest businesses to suffer., With their over-priced food and smarmy serving staff the restaurant chain was […]Tell me more...!
In Birmingham (UK, not Alabama) , radical Muslims protested against a school teachingpupils about LGBT equality. The Safer Streets Association protested against Muslims sending their children to schools abroad to become terrorists. The Muslims accused them of Islamophobia. The Association accused the Muslims of homophobia, Anglophobia and asked who were the ones wearing dresses. Several […]Tell me more...!
Several prominent figures have had milkshakes and ice cream thrown at them during political rallies. Police asked McDonald’s and other shops near to future rallies not to sell milkshakes or ice cream while the rally is taking place. A police spokesperson said: “This is, admittedly, for the less-intelligent activist who would not consider buying a […]Tell me more...!
The UK’s Prime Minister and very own Groundhog, Theresa May, is stepping down. Several top Tory MPs, some of whom did not go to Oxbridge, said they will stand including ex-Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson. Every media outlet confirmed they were backing Boris for PM. Several Editors plus top reporters speaking in confidence in a dingy […]Tell me more...!
A roll-out of facial recognition systems by police around the UK has lead to a fracas in the force. The system is run by German company Cognitec which is filching millions of pounds from the British taxpayer. Plus ça change. The company gets paid in British pounds for the number images on the system and […]Tell me more...!
A 96-year old paraplegic woman confined to a wheelchair was acquitted of charges of murder, grievous bodily harm and assault with a deadly weapon after accidentally killing a burglar with a ballpoint pen. Denis Ogden, 27, broke into the home of 96-year old war veteran Elizabeth Sanders-Smith. He threatened her with a samurai sword and […]Tell me more...!