Category Archives for "Politics"
The Royal Mail workers lost the right to strike in a High Court ruling. However, the UK could still be in for a period of postal disruption. We met one shop steward who did not want to be named around the back of a sorting office in Bradford he did not want us to name. […]Tell me more...!
With both the Conservatives and Labour promising to spend trillions of pounds if they win the election, the Treasury is making plans to apply for payday loans to cover the cost. A Treasury spokesperson said: “Whichever party wins the election, they’ll bankrupt the economy with all their spending pledges. Even stopping Universal Credit and taxing […]Tell me more...!
“The benefits and advantages of the Berlin wall have been severely underestimated,” claimed EU president Jean-Claude Juncker. “You never saw a rampant rise in house prices in East Berlin, did you? “Our glorious EU wall will keep out the unwanted Brits and prevent the gentry and the retired from gazumping the prices of our European […]Tell me more...!
With the winner of the upcoming general election too close to call, the Tories and the Labour party have agreed an alliance to ensure they both win. With other parties forming alliances to avoid vote-splitting in order to beat the Big Two, the Conservatives and Labour decided to beat them at their own game and […]Tell me more...!
Labour‘s National Executive Committee has banned Jeremy Corbyn from standing at the upcoming general election. The Executive has already banned several former Labour MPs from standing for various misdemeanours These include riding through a puddle on a bicycle to splash a pedestrian because they were wearing a blue tie, feeding a dog cat food, and […]Tell me more...!
Tories, UKIP, the Brexit party and others pursuing a Brexit exit are combining forces to recreate the sounds, sights and smells of the Blitz. They hope this will trigger memories in their core demographic supporters – at least the ones without dementia – to remind them of how great Great Britain used to be and […]Tell me more...!
Secret government documents produced by the combined offices of MI5 and MI6 reveal that both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn are Russian sleeper agents. They were planted in the UK by different branches of the then-KGB with their own roles and purpose. An MI5 spokesperson explained: “We were always suspicious of Boris Johnson, I mean, […]Tell me more...!
The half of the UK that only half follows current affairs rose this morning believing the UK has left the EU. It was promised by current PM Boris Johnson so it must be true. There was much hand-shaking and back-slapping and pouring of early-morning eggnog in celebration. Hearty full English breakfasts were cooked and eaten […]Tell me more...!