“The trackers cost less than a visa so that should make visitors happy, and it cuts down on paperwork.
“When they arrive in the UK – click and the job’s done. They don’t have to worry about losing their visa. We expect the new system to be very popular.
“We are setting up tracking stations throughout the country and will be able to find anyone anywhere at any time.
“It ensures only qualified people stay and work, and visitors go back when they are due to.”
Civil rights groups expressed concern about individual privacy.
The spokesperson said: “When we’re no longer in the EU we no longer have to follow their namby-pamby rules. We can apply good old British democratic standards and common sense.”
When asked if visitors could not simply remove the implants, the spokesperson said: “Not unless they want to detonate a small explosive charge in the device.
“Don’t worry. We’ve tested them thoroughly and they are 99% safe…”
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