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12, June 2019

Boris Johnson promises extra half hour in bed if he becomes PM

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In our new and fairer society with Boris Johnson as PM, we would all get to stay in bed for an extra half hour. This will be known as 'Boris Time'

In our new and fairer society with Boris Johnson as PM, we would all get to stay in bed for an extra half hour. This will be known as ‘Boris Time’

In a bid to boost his flagging support among public voters and MPs, Boris Johnson has announced a series of swingeing reforms should he become PM.

His pledges include:

  • Increasing tax on the very rich, which would be defined as those earning more than an MP
  • Freezing MP’s pay until 2050
  • Raising the lowest threshold of taxation to £15,628
  • Increasing the minimum wage to £14.32/hour
  • Putting back the ‘clock on’ time of all workers by 30 minutes so everyone could have an extra half hour in bed
  • Barring anyone admitting to taking drugs in the past from being an MP
  • Scrapping VAT
  • Scrapping university fees
  • Scrapping the extortionate TV license fee
  • Increasing investment in education to build more schools, reduce class sizes, and increase teachers’ wages
  • Actually, really, honestly invest more in affordable housing to make house ownership available to everyone and reduce the number of homeless
  • Limiting the amount by which private landlords can raise rents
  • Increasing investment in the police with specific direction to tackle real crime and criminals
  • Using the £350m saved by not being in the EU to fund the NHS

Mr Johnson said he wants to help all strata of society and create a fair and equitable system for all members of the population after Brexit.

Ref: BBC News Tory leadership contest: Boris Johnson pledges income tax cut for high earners

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