In a bid to save the planet, everyone is recycling as much rubbish as they can.
However, environmentalists have confirmed that UK PM, Boris Johnson, cannot be recycled.
Old Prime Ministers leave the job and go on to earn millions as board members of rich companies and through speaking engagements.
Ex-labour PM Tony
bLiar Blair, earns over £1m a pop as an after-dinner speaker.
He tells diners what a shambles he was as PM, that he knew there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction all along, and what George Bush had for breakfast.
Ex-Tory PM, David Cameron earns hundreds of thousands sitting on the boards of 32 companies. He tells them how to run their business since he made such a good job of running the UK.
Even ex-Tory PM Margaret Thatcher earns thousands. Event organisers play a recording of her joking about smashing the miners’ strike which elicits much hilarity in Big Business circles.
The speech is accompanied by a life-size photo of her coffin although whether or not she is turning in it cannot be determined.
However, after-dinner speaker agency Eat n Speak and the CBI (Confederation of British Industry) both confirmed that they will be unable to offer Boris Johnson a job when he stops being PM.
Eat n Speak said everyone has heard all his jokes on TV and the tousled hair routine is wearing thin.
The CBI said no business can take him seriously and it’s unlikely he would be invited to sit on any board.
ITV expressed small interest should they ever bring back It’s A Knockout.
The BBC said it was “up to here” with ex-politicians wanting to be panel show hosts.
In reaction to the likelihood that Mr Johnson would be unemployable after he ceases to be PM, a No. 10 spokesperson said: “Poppycock.”
Ref: BBC News McDonald’s paper straws cannot be recycled
When Boris leaves No. 10, what job would be an ideal fit?
If politicians could be recycled, what would you turn them into?
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