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12, February 2019

Beer and wine myth exposed! “You’ll still feel like shite the next morning,” say scientists.

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Beer first or wine first -you'll still feel like shite in the morning!

Beer first or wine first -you’ll still feel like shite in the morning!

The saying “Beer before wine make you feel fine, wine before beer makes you feel queer,” has been shown to be “pure balderdash” say German scientists.

In a study involving the country’s entire student population, half were told to drink six pints of lager followed by two bottles of white wine. The other half drank the wine first followed by the beer.

Both groups resulted in an equal number of fatalities, currently 5.7%, but some students are reportedly still comatose. The survivors reported equally bad hangovers no matter which order they had downed the drinks.

One participant who was unable to stand for 72 hours after the experiment said: “That was the best night out ever. What happened?”

An exchange student from Teesside in the UK said: “Call that a night out! I finished the last bottle of wine but they wouldn’t give me any more. I was just getting started”

Scientists analysing the data said those worse affected were the teetotallers, many of whom passed out half way through the experiment.

They concluded that no matter in which order you drink alcohol, you’ll still feel like shite the next day.

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