Poor Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary is down to his last sack of roubles. He’s trying to fend off more pilot strikes with legal action which is a wonderful conciliatory negotiation tactic. The airline must be in a bad way to penny-pinch so much. So to help the ailing airline, here’s our Top 25 tips for […]Tell me more...!
In wake of Facebook‘s promise to allow users to opt out of tracking from sites outside Facebook, users say they want to be tracked. The WeWaT (we Want Tracking) user group has over one billion members and a survey suggests 91.7% of Facebook users will soon join. WeWat founder, Jemima Millar, 27, said: “We have […]Tell me more...!
By our science correspondent, Professor Bunty Hancock, but dumbed down so the rest of us can understand it (particularly Ed). Scientists have been sending really big telescopes up into space because they can see further up there than the ones down here. They have captured photos of life on Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons. Isn’t […]Tell me more...!
The Tories have been in power now for… oh, ages… so we thought it was time to list their achievements, their accomplishments and all the Brilliant Things they have done for the UK, Here’s our Top Five: They… And they also… As well as that, they… Um… Er… What Brilliant Thing can you add to […]Tell me more...!
In the event of a no-deal Brexit, all visitors from the EU will be tagged with a device similar to a dog tracker implanted under the skin. A government spokesperson said: “It was that or visas and you know how easy visas are to forge. Besides, it’s so difficult locating absconders. “The trackers cost less […]Tell me more...!
A booklet entitled “In Case of Emergency” has been leaked to the press from a government minister. It’s based on a Survivalist tract that explains what to do in case of a nuclear war, an alien invasion or the zombie apocalypse. It opens with the words: DON’T PANIC! And reassuringly continues with: NORMAL SERVICE WILL […]Tell me more...!
In conjunction with the Treasury and the Bank of England, the UK government has a strategy for raising the billions of pounds it could need in the wake of a bad Brexit. Noting the price of rare 50p coins, the government is to mint small numbers of commemorative 50p coins but not release them. Instead […]Tell me more...!
After Denmark made it clear that Greenland was not for sale, US President Donald Trump has set his sights on the UK which has a more pliant PM. As the trade war between the USA and, well, lots of countries, hots up, Donald Trump is looking for a strategic foothold somewhere across the Atlantic. Trump […]Tell me more...!