In a leaked memo, it’s been revealed that Universities are adding a new secret test to all student applications. The Chancellor of a University he did not want to be named said: “While we happily accept all students regardless of race, sexual orientation or economic background, we cannot compromise on intellectual ability, common sense or […]Tell me more...!
In an unprecedented reversal of typical university applications, students in their thousands have been switching from political degrees to sign up for Clown School. Clown impresario and spokesman for the Family Of Clowns Association, Professor Bongo Baggy Britches, said: “Clowning has been a dying profession but it has got a new lease of life today. […]Tell me more...!
Pioneering technology which links the brain to computers and AI (Artificial Intelligence) systems has been developed and tested on dogs. As the technology advances dogs could be set to take over the world by 2030 rather than 2050 as originally assumed. The first pioneer is Bella, a Border Collie and the sister of Zak who […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter David Layzelle Following criticism of its stance on party politics, Brexit, and the Trump administration, the BBC has announced a new interview policy. BBC Chairman, Lord Tony Hall, issued an edict stating that every statement made by a politician should be questioned for authenticity. With the BBC Royal Charter, and his […]Tell me more...!
“Procrastination is something I’ve always wanted to try,” said Barry “Buzz” Abernathy, 37, from Newbury. “Everyone I know is doing it so there must be something in it. In fact, it’s on my bucket list but I just keep putting off doing it.” “One of my friends, Gerry, gets absolutely nothing done and he loves […]Tell me more...!
One manager, who did not want to be named, said: “These top performers are cheaper than current signings and far more entertaining.” Ref: BBC News Are robots getting better at football? ‘Hand of god’ or a massive cheat? Discuss How much would you pay for a season ticket? (Note: this information will go to the […]Tell me more...!
Feature by guest reporter David Layzelle After dithering over every major political issue in the past three years, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has confessed that he’s not sure of his party’s position on anything at all. His lack of position was highlighted recently when he proved unable to state the official Labour party line on […]Tell me more...!