Confessed shopaholic, Wendy Wilson, 57 and divorced, has bought every item in the Argos catalogue. “I just can’t help it,” she said. “Everything looks so new and shiny and desirable, I know I simply must have it.” To date she has bought over 20,000 items. As new items are added and old ones removed, her […]Tell me more...!
“A bad hairstyle is a sure give-away of a criminal mentality,” says Dr Gwendoline Bendover, a psychological criminal profiler who once helped police with their enquiries.. Physiological profiling is the study of physical characteristics and Dr Bendover’s speciality is seeing how these relate to criminality. “It’s often thought,” said Dr Bendover. “That eyes which are […]Tell me more...!
A study commissioned by Donald Trump to prove men with small hands have big penises has been running for over two years without reaching a publishable conclusion. One of the analysts involved in the study, who declined to be named, said: “The fact is, hand size has no relation to penis size and small hands […]Tell me more...!
“It’s the thumbs, you see,” said Dr Richard Gould, lead researcher into Opposable Thumb Evolution. “Not many species have opposable thumbs, mainly humans and primates. But dinosaurs like the Tyrannosaurus Rex had them. 65 million years ago they used their opposable thumbs to develop weapons of mass destruction and wiped each other out. History is […]Tell me more...!
An original manuscript by James Bond author, Ian Fleming, has been discovered at his publisher’s during an office move. The manuscript, “Never Say Die Again, Again”, tells the story of Russian-born Zhanna brought up in England by her parents, both Russian sleeper agents, under the assumed name of Bond. Jane, the English equivalent of Zhanna, […]Tell me more...!
In a recent poll held in the city of Wayne, Nebraska, US President Donald Trump was voted the most popular man in the world. The poll took place city-wide and over 14% of its 5,000 predominantly-republican population turned out to vote. The 10 candidates on the voting form were all famous and well-liked people: Donald […]Tell me more...!