Newton’s Law that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction has been discovered to apply to Facebook Reactions such as Like, Heart and the smiley emoticons. Every time you respond to a post with an Angry emoticon, somewhere else someone posts a photo of a puppy in a bow tie sitting in […]Tell me more...!
In a move to prevent gay relationships at Brunei-owned hotels, staff have been instructed to work in opposite-sex pairsFollowing Brunei’s new laws to flog and stone gay people, staff at the nine luxury hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei have been instructed to work in opposite-sex pairs at all times. The hotel chain includes […]Tell me more...!
Medium Madame Mystic Myrtle, psychic and prophet to the stars, claims to have channelled the spirits of Maggie Thatcher and Ghostbusters’ Slime Monster into Michael Gove. She said: “It was one of the easiest channellings I have ever done. He is a natural.” Madame Myrtle has told the fortune of many stars and leading politicians. […]Tell me more...!
The Royal Yacht Britannia was decommissioned in 1997. Now Tory MP and minister for Leftovers, Jake Berry, has called for it to be brought back to help with Brexit negotiations. Like the Queen, the Yacht has remained neutral. But a Rear Admiral, who is a really, really high-up person in the navy said it was […]Tell me more...!
After weeks of negotiation and debate, UK MPs have still failed to reach agreement on their lunchtime pizza take-away. The process has dominated discussions, leaving no time at all for secondary issues such as running the country. The debate has divided the Commons, split parties, created new enemies and proved to the country what a […]Tell me more...!
Tory MP, Dominic Grieve, has complained about losing a no-confidence vote after obstructing policies he promised to push through if he was elected. One disgruntled party member, Mrs Gertrude Withers, 82, said: “In order to gets my support he clearly promised to stop teenagers throwing bird seed into my vegetable patch. It’s been ravaged. There’s […]Tell me more...!
The need for a book rating system was prompted by complaints that business books were dry, boring and uninteresting. A spokesperson for the Department for Education said: “We want previously dry and boring business books to be as interesting as a Dan Brown thriller. Well, a thriller at any rate.” A team of literary experts […]Tell me more...!