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16, June 2019

An A-Z of Michael Gove’s attributes

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Quick quiz: One of these is Michael Gove. Can you spot him? (Answer below)

Quick quiz: One of these is Michael Gove. Can you spot him? (Answer below)

That loveable rascal of the Tory party, current Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, that all-round back-stabber and suckbutt, Michael Gove, is still in the Tory Leadership race.

In case any of his compatriots are wondering how to classify him, we’ve created an A-Z list of Gove’s best attributes.

  • Arrogant
  • Backstabber
  • Conspirator
  • Deceiver
    Effluence
  • Fink
  • Gerrymanderer
  • Highbinder
  • Insidious
  • Judas
  • Knave
  • Liar
  • Maligne
    Numbnut
  • Opportunist
  • Phony
  • Quisling
  • Rat
  • Slimeball
  • Turncoat
  • Usurper
  • Villain
  • Weasel
  • Xanthic
  • Yahoo
  • Zampone

But you make up your own mind.

Answer: Sorry, we struggled to tell the difference, too.

Ref: BBC News Tory leadership: Who will be the next prime minister?


Which word do you think best fits Gove?
Do you have any other words for him?
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Mr earth - 16, June 2019 Reply

Parasite

    Ed Mann - 16, June 2019 Reply

    Thank you for that, Mr Earth. Yes, that’s a good word.

    How did you fare in the quiz?

    Ed

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