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Aliens found on Jupiter’s moon

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Three artists' impressions of the alien life we will encounter on Europa

Three artists’ impressions of the alien life we will encounter on Europa

By our science correspondent, Professor Bunty Hancock, but dumbed down so the rest of us can understand it (particularly Ed).

Scientists have been sending really big telescopes up into space because they can see further up there than the ones down here. They have captured photos of life on Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons.

Isn’t this exciting?

Jupiter is one of the planets in our Solar System and it’s a long way away.

In fact, it’s so far away, if you started walking towards it, you’d be dead before you got there. Not just because there’s no roads or air in space but because it would take you forever. Well, a very long time and it would feel like forever. If you weren’t dead.

Jupiter is big. Very big. In fact, it’s so big you could fit 1,300 Earths inside it which is a lot of Earths.

Jupiter is made of gas so will not support life as we know it, Jim (Star Trek joke). But one of its moons, Europa, has a lot of water which may support life.

We’re not the only planet with a moon. In fact. Jupiter is greedy and has at least 67 moons at the last count although its four biggest are the most well-known and Europa is one.

The super cameras up in space have taken photos of Europa and its water and some show aliens moving around beneath the water.

Isn’t this exciting?

It means that we are not alone in the Universe, even if the creatures are very different to us.

We will be able to learn from each other and see how they deal with the sort of problems we have on Earth such as wars and famine, freedom and equality.

Some of these concepts may be totally alien to them. Ha! Ha!

Isn’t this exciting?

Of course it will take 15 or 20 years before we can get a rocket there to find out for sure. They may even come and visit us before that.

Isn’t this exciting?

Ref: BBC News Nasa confirms ocean moon mission


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