Monthly Archives: May 2019
Monthly Archives: May 2019
Germany, France and other EU countries are at each other’s throats again over who should get the EU’s top jobs. Lots are up for grabs including EU Commission President, European Council President, EU Central Bank President, and EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs. As well as a bloody long nameplate for their office door, winners […]Tell me more...!
Tony Blair’s spin doctor, policy maker and pasty cook, Alastair Campbell, has been expelled from the Labour party for complaining that the Labour Trifle is squelchy unappetising gunge, and confessing that he preferred other puddings. That’s the Labour party’s wonderful rule – you don’t have to like the Trifle but if you tell everyone you […]Tell me more...!
In a private visit to Sainsbury’s automatic self-check-out store, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II discovered a flaw in the technology. Staff were awed and floored by the Queen’s knowledge of self-checkout systems. IT experts immediately investigated to solve the problem. The bug appeared at the point of payment when the Queen discovered users could ‘cheat […]Tell me more...!
Lacking any of the qualities necessary to be a good politician let alone a human being, Michael Gove reverts to his weapon of choice to despatch his rivals. Ref: BBC Newss Gove becomes eighth candidate to enter race Sum up Michael Gove in three words (one expletive, only please) Would you rather a Tory run […]Tell me more...!
Software that analyses the proportion of male-to-female dialogue in movies has revealed that movies with more male characters contain proportionally more male dialogue. This revelation has sent shockwaves through Hollywood and the TV industry. Both male and females scriptwriters have vowed to include more female characters in their scripts and to give them more dialogue […]Tell me more...!
The last few years have seen a massive increase in the number of publishers suing songwriters for ‘copying’ music. It’s a far easier way to make money than writing new songs, although much modern music is derivative drivel and the songwriters ought be sued for inflicting it on the public. Songwriters are reluctant to release […]Tell me more...!
Reality TV stars are complaining that they had to have too much sex with good-looking people in return for fame, fortune and job offers. They had to look smart and attractive at all times, far better than they really look without makeup, or when slobbing unshaven on the couch with a beer. Programs such as […]Tell me more...!
US anti-justice department has levelled several additional allegations against WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange. We can’t list all the charges but they include: Being Julian Assange Telling people what the US is really wasting spending their money on Sucking up to the bastard Ecuadorians Keeping a cat Revealing the skulduggery the US is really up to […]Tell me more...!